Comedy Inc.

Comedy Inc. is bum vomit. By bum vomit I am sure you realize what I mean exactly, I mean the liquidy unhealthy brown goo that oozes and explodes out of your bum after you've become incredibly sick after drinking a big glass of water straight from a ditch in one of the world's poorest third world countries. Comedy Inc is what you get when you feed a mentally challenged ape nothing but unripened apples for two straight weeks and then punch it in the stomach until it released it's bowels. I know that these feces related comments are very low brow and not very creative but guess what they are still infinitely better thought out and funnier than anything you will ever have the misfortune of having to sit through on this travesty of a show called Comedy Inc.

I thought that maybe over the course of 30 minutes, a show billing itself as "edgy satire with political/social overtones and intense physical comedy" would elicit at least a snicker or two. Instead, I found myself increasingly angry that my tax money (throught the Canadian Film Tax Grants program) was being wasted on this garbage. Not one laugh, chuckle, tee-hee or even a smile came across my face while this was on.

It's the worst kind of comedy - bland, poorly delivered, and totally lacking in talent. Anyone associated with this show should be ashamed of themselves. The 'humour' is so painfully forced from the performers, it's actually hard to watch.

Also, canned laughter should have been abolished after the demise of the '80s sitcom. It only serves to prove that no one in their right mind would find the show funny.

I recommend turning the channel and watching anything else if this happens to be on. I would have given it a zero if I could have.

and that word is, Retarded. Comedy Inc. is a show that calls itself a comedy, but simply does not make people laugh. It has a totally lame cast, with Roman Danylo constantly over-acting his parts, and making up REALLY stupid characters for which to do his sketches. The girls on the show, quite frankly, have no comedic talent. They are just horrible at impressions, for those of you who have seen the judge Judy skit, you know what I'm talking about. Also, it is a Canadian show, so why do they try and tackle so many American issues? Americans do not want to see a bunch of no talent Canadians making American jokes, just as Canadians don't want to see a bunch of slack jawed Americans making Canadian jokes. It just doesn't flow. Anybody thinking of watching this show, you might as well take a fork and jab yourself in the eye, that would be a lot more entertaining then watching this dreg. Bottom line: over acting, bad impressions, lame skit ideas, terrible show.

That's all I really can say about this show, "Pathetic". The performers are all so bad it's annoying, I actually even have a physical reaction watching this show like I'm about to be sick and I'm not just saying that to make a point it is really so bad that I feel a little sick to my stomach, not sure how that reaction works but I swear it's true. Who ever writes this televised garbage should never be allowed to write anything ever again. This show is easily one of the very worst shows I have ever seen in my entire life and as much as I want to say it is the #1 worst show ever made I'm not sure that's true because there have been some other awful shows but right now I can't think of anything I'm sure is worse than Comedy Inc. It is shameful that this show was ever put on TV and I mean it who ever spent good money to make this show and wasted all that air time airing it should be ashamed of themselves. This show's Pathetic.

If I was one of the people who was in any way responsible for coming up with this show, producing this show, or putting it on the air and subjecting unsuspecting viewers in Canada to actually watching this show, I would be too ashamed to ever, ever, ever go outside in public again. I would also be too afraid because anyone at any time might recognize me and tell others who I was and then no doubt an angry mob would beat me to death in the middle of the street and the police wouldn't lift a finger to stop it, and you know what, I wouldn't blame them one bit. Anyone who can make something like this and put it on TV probably is too stupid to even know how awful this show is anyway though so they are probably just happy cashing their checks and writing their pathetic jokes.