Brian and his long-estranged paintball team are back on the bus after five years and they're up for one final mission.Brian and his long-estranged paintball team are back on the bus after five years and they're up for one final mission.Brian and his long-estranged paintball team are back on the bus after five years and they're up for one final mission.
Jason Lee Hyde
- David
- (as Jason Hyde)
Santos Regules
- Santos
- (as Santos De Castro)
John Campbell-Mac
- Wolf
- (as JC Mac)
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No pun intended - I reckon it will boil down to (no there is no pun here), to what you think of the jokes that the movie uses. The humor it partakes - I reckon this is how you'd describe it. And I have to describe stuff - especially with new guidelines concerning reviews and their length.
So don't blame me, if this is longer that it needed to be. Can't say the same about the movie, unless you get annoyed by it. Again, personal preferences and all that will play into that. The acting overall works fine to say the least. There is enough blood and all that - some nudity too. Maybe not from who you'd like, but there is some, don't be greedy.
All that said, maybe it makes sense to watch the trailer, at least parts of it, to be certain that this is your kind of thing ...
So don't blame me, if this is longer that it needed to be. Can't say the same about the movie, unless you get annoyed by it. Again, personal preferences and all that will play into that. The acting overall works fine to say the least. There is enough blood and all that - some nudity too. Maybe not from who you'd like, but there is some, don't be greedy.
All that said, maybe it makes sense to watch the trailer, at least parts of it, to be certain that this is your kind of thing ...
It's fast-paced, slick, lively, deliberately silly/comical, and certainly a lot less dumb than myriad recent horror spoofs like "Transylmania." Some aspects are broad, but others are slyly unexpected, like the villainess' seduction scene with yuppie jerk Charles, and her mute giant brother's feelings toward the camp yet resilient gay guy. It's a deliberately crass movie, yet it's got some wit, energy and invention, certainly more so than most recent low-budget U.S. slashers (or spoofs thereof). As a semi-guilty pleasure, I've watched it several times and quite enjoyed it every time. My favorite performer was Martin Bayfield, absolutely. He does a sympathetic Igor/Frankenstein "monster" act with considerable charm.
I was fortunate enough to view a preview of this film and must say I am thoroughly impressed! This is a great triumph for modern British Cinema. If you are turned on by gore, bloody violence and beautiful women being chased by evil, killing Knights - then this is the movie for you! It is a horror comedy, so expect a lot of cheap laughs and spoofy thrills...It is just a bit of fun and a good night out. Well worth the watch! There were some very hysterical scenes and a lot of gory, gut wrenching scenes - so expect your emotions to be all over the place! 10 guys, 2 babes, and one killer knight out...It certainly will be! Loved it!
What is it with British films, why do they always go on about body funtions, im sorry but when was it ever funny, Horror comedy i think not, seriously this film was just not funny at all, British humour in a horror film does not work on nearly every level, the film never took off, it was a mass of silly farting burping innuendos that is so boring and tiresome, oh lets watch a man with diarrhea on the toilet HA ha ha, give me a break, i suppose it being on the zone horror channel should have beed warning enough, and how many badly done accents were in this movie, who was who, why was it constantly dark, why was everyone wandering around the forest on there own doing nothing but waiting to be killed, all these questions totally unexplained. there's nothing worse than a film so far up its own assse, that it actually thinks its a comedy.
when there are props there are props! Stagknight gets a certified 9/10 I was at the holehead festival and this was awesome,the best point of this film were the kills, I have never seen such inventive deaths, a guy gets his head punched through a tree, you gotta see the mess, it was so effective the audience actually felt it a few people even touched there heads! I want simon cathcart to sign my children lol. This is what the British call 'satire' what borat did. Funny ,scary and a good ending, the worst point of the film was one plank of wood in the audience called Steve who was this over judgmental out of shape and out of style uncool dude, He was just siting there whole audience cheering and this 80's throwback reject is the only one not laughing. I got a tip for you granddad pull up your stockings ,drink your soup , take a walk outside and smell the roses then zip your mouth up so no one has to hear an idiotic rant by an idiotic nobody, who probably beats off to reruns of 90210. This is the new comedy not the old.
I can't wait for release, make more films!
I can't wait for release, make more films!
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- Die Tempelreiter: Weiber, Bier und Eine Absolute Killer Nacht
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- £1,500,000 (estimated)
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- 1h 19m(79 min)
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