Uncle Heck, by Heck!

Bill Jones and his wife live with Mrs. Jones' mother and old maid sister. A letter comes to Bill from Uncle Heck. He is coming to pay his nephew a visit, but he "haint goin' to spend a durne... Read allBill Jones and his wife live with Mrs. Jones' mother and old maid sister. A letter comes to Bill from Uncle Heck. He is coming to pay his nephew a visit, but he "haint goin' to spend a durned red cent." Naturally, none is enthusiastic about the coming of the tightwad. In due time... Read allBill Jones and his wife live with Mrs. Jones' mother and old maid sister. A letter comes to Bill from Uncle Heck. He is coming to pay his nephew a visit, but he "haint goin' to spend a durned red cent." Naturally, none is enthusiastic about the coming of the tightwad. In due time. Uncle Heck arrives and goes to Bill's office, bedecked in all the sartorial splendors of... Read all