Dorm Daze 2

I went to a screening of Dorm Daze 2 last night. My cousin worked on it so that might make me a little biased, but anyway, I laughed my ass off. The crowd was mostly people from the film who automatically are going to like it, but it was still one of the funniest movies I've seen this year. The plot doesn't die halfway through and then you get stuck with the same lame joke over and over like it does in half the movies around. There's a lot of female nudity which I think offended the old lady behind me and unfortunately there's also a lot of naked man ass which made me want to gouge my eyes out. Note to all producers. No man should ever be naked on film. The male body is meant to be covered in a burka at all times. However, thank you for all the naked females. There can never be too much naked female. Yours truly. Gandhi.

Sequel to "Dorm Daze" (which I didn't see). It involves a class of college kids aboard a huge liner where "hilarious" hijinks occur. We have the ugly repulsive guys trying to get laid, the horny virgins, the stoners, the nymphomaniacs, the girls who might be lesbians, the gratuitous female nudity and a kleptomaniac monkey (seriously). I was expecting very little and that's exactly what I got. Almost all the jokes are terrible and the plots are stupid. Also I've never seen such a poor distribution of plots. They go careening all over the place with no rhyme or reason. Also seriously--most of the male "stars" of this movie are out of shape and quite frankly ugly. Yet we have all these beautiful women falling all over themselves to get to them! This gets two stars for a few reasons--there's a bunch of fairly hot nude men at the end (back view only), there are some funny jokes and some of the acting is not half bad (most of the women here are pretty good actors). But, all in all, this is a pretty bad t&a flick.

There was a time when National Lampoon films were actually funny and worth seeing. "Animal House" is the most obvious example but that was decades ago. Now, you gotta ask "who green lights this crap?" I didn't think it was possible, but Dorm Daze 2 is even worse than the first Dorm Daze film.

It tries to recreate the teen T&A films of the 1980s and 1990s without success. The acting, if you can call it that, is horrible. The celebrity cameos are by D-listers and it looks like the main cast is just in it for the paycheck.

My recommendation to whoever is in charge of Nat Lamp films - please, just stop. Take some time off and find some talented writers and actors. Unless, of course, you're also just trying to make a quick buck.

Viewers, if you see this scroll by on a satellite/cable guide or on a streamer, move along. Life's too short and this just ain't worth the time.

I usually enjoy a crazy, raunchy, comedy once in a while but this was just atrocious. I can't believe that people actually were paid to write it. I will admit that there were a couple of funny scenes but there was virtually no plot and minimal character development. I think the premise of this movie had some real possibilities in terms of delivering humour, with a plot. The American Pie films which are the same genre are far superior and I was expecting a similar product. Instead I found a disjointed somewhat vague plot, virtually no character development, jumps from event to event with little coherence. I felt very ripped off by the fact that I paid to rent this film. Very disappointing.

So, as of writing this review, I'm 28 years old, this movie was released when I was 11, and I saw it by accident when I was 16. I think that's relevant. Watching this movie is far from watching a political blockbuster like Dr. Strangelove or a visual masterpiece like Blade Runner, but when it comes to movies you can just lay back and chill to, or watch with friends who just wants something to look at, this has several times in my life been a go-to for some reason. It's an absurd mix of premature sexual jokes and a wholly cliché storyline, while still having actors trying to do their best with a script that's... questionable. To simplify it as much as possible, it's the game of Clue (like the Savannah episode of The Office) meets horny college student. In terms of cinematic value, it's one of the lowest hanging fruits you can image, but somehow the actors executes the questionable script flawlessly. Whenever I want to lay back and relax without thinking about... well... anything, this movie is in my top 10, and I feel like it's a guilty pleasure of mine.