Vida Guerra in Dorm Daze 2 (2006)

Quotes

Dorm Daze 2

Russian Drug Dealer #1: Yeah. Is drugs.
Russian Drug Dealer #2: Is drugs.
Russian Drug Dealer #1: You buy.
Wang: It looks like tar.
Pete Hanson: Do you eat it or smoke it or what?
Russian Drug Dealer #1: Yeah. Eat. Smoke. Is drugs. You buy.
Russian Drug Dealer #2: You buy.

[on another group's play]
Robyn: Apparently, they don't need a set. It's po mo, post-modern.
Lynne: Like, in the future?

Booker McFee: My favorite part of the play is when you showed your boobs.

Rusty: If I didn't have a DUI already, I'd drive a bus through your VJ's.

Marla: It was in our court mandated drug rehab that Lynne and I realized we needed to change.
Lynne: We've become born-again virgins!

Marla: It's so easy to lose control.
Lynne: Yeah, like when you plan on giving a guy a blow job and it's just so much fun that you end up sleeping with him.
Rusty: [laughs nervously]
Marla: We have to resist these male advances. That's why from here on out I'm carrying a rape horn!
Lynne: Me too!

Rusty: Hey, Mrs. Bunkley, you're looking quite hot tonight.
Mrs. Bunkey: Come back when you've grown a few inches, junior.
Rusty: I'm growing a few inches right now.

Pete Hanson: Don't think of it as a monkey, think of him as drugs.

Booker McFee: It's pretty cool you memorized the whole play.
Rachel Hubber: It's great having a photographic memory.

Cliff: Screw the script, I'm solving this pirate style!

Foosball: What the hell is that thing?
[referring to the monkey sitting next to Wang]
Wang: His name is Choo-Choo. We were going to kill him and smoke him, but now we're teaching him to play Xbox.

Booker McFee: Constance did... are you feeling well today? Did you remember your medication?
Gerri: Great ad lib, Booker, so now I'm crazy for the rest of the play?

[it's becoming clear that Rusty only joined the abstinence support group to meet women.]
Marla: Alright, I've heard enough. Let's put it to a vote. All in favor ejecting Rusty from the group, raise your hand.
Group: [raising their hands in agreement] Yeah!
Lynne: Yes, ejaculate him!

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