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Meat Pie

  • 2005
  • 1h 26m
IMDb RATING
2.3/10
322
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Meat Pie (2005)
A boy loses his manhood to his kitchen appliance fetish, but may be able to receive a transplant from a dead porn star in this comedy
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Jono, a teen with an unusual appliance fixation, who loses his manhood in an accident. His quirky friends help him navigate a potential transplant and romantic pursuits.Jono, a teen with an unusual appliance fixation, who loses his manhood in an accident. His quirky friends help him navigate a potential transplant and romantic pursuits.Jono, a teen with an unusual appliance fixation, who loses his manhood in an accident. His quirky friends help him navigate a potential transplant and romantic pursuits.

  • Director
    • Garnet Mae
  • Writers
    • Peter Furst
    • Garnet Mae
  • Stars
    • Ed Kavalee
    • Paul W. He
    • Aphrodite Vuitton
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  • IMDb RATING
    2.3/10
    322
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Garnet Mae
    • Writers
      • Peter Furst
      • Garnet Mae
    • Stars
      • Ed Kavalee
      • Paul W. He
      • Aphrodite Vuitton
    • 13User reviews
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    Ed Kavalee
    Ed Kavalee
    • Jono Smith
    • (as Hyland Kavalee)
    Paul W. He
    Paul W. He
    • Shane
    Aphrodite Vuitton
    • Fiona
    Joanne Ashton
    • Mandy
    Xavier Fernandez
    Xavier Fernandez
    • Dale
    Sandy Gutman
    Sandy Gutman
    • Professor Brothers
    • (as Austen Tayshus)
    Erin Anne Gray
    Erin Anne Gray
    • Charlene
    • (as Erin Gray)
    Gabby Millgate
    Gabby Millgate
    • Beryl Smith
    John Boxer
    John Boxer
    • Barry Smith
    • (as Johnny Boxer)
    Amelia Ryan
    • Mary-Anne
    Mike Ward
    • Bruce
    Martin Langham
    • Frank
    Peter Furst
    • Kiwi
    Garnet Mae
    Garnet Mae
    • Gmail Comedy
    Trevor Butler
    • Doctor
    Logan Loganson
    • Leroy
    Jenny Jafari
    • Marion
    Sally Kimpton
    • Reporter
    • Director
      • Garnet Mae
    • Writers
      • Peter Furst
      • Garnet Mae
    • All cast & crew
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    User reviews13

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    10roblop

    A classy Australian film with a lot going for it

    I saw Meat Pie at an advanced screening and all I can say is WELL DONE GUYS!!! This film was absolutely amazing. A great teen comedy romp with a story that will keep you laughing. Australia has never really tried to do anything like this and for a first attempt I must say the gang has done a great job here.

    My hats off to such a young Australian cast too, well done to them all for a great job with this film.

    I'm going to recommend this film to everyone who wants a great Australian film full of laughter and the like. So sit back relax and get ready to laugh with MEAT PIE!!!
    10anika_griffiths

    A funny, light-hearted, cringe-worthy comedy.

    A funny, light-hearted, cringe-worthy, comedy. It will definitely appeal to teens across the globe who will relate to the challenges and embarrassment of puberty. There are a lot of great comic moments including classic one-liners and cringe- worthy sex scenes. The trailer provides a good taste of what Australian pie is all about. It's quite unique and really very different to 'American Pie'. Congratulations to the cast and crew. You can tell that a lot of effort has gone into making this movie the success that it is and that everyone had a lot of fun making it. I'm sure this movie will continue to be watched in years to come.
    10coxie87

    A delightful romp which may inspire the world to new heights of awesomeness

    A delightful romp which will surely inspire the world to new heights of awesomeness. Well Done. Quite possibly the single most influential piece of literature in history. It will forever change the film world for the better. Congratulations to Ed Kavalee for a successfully convincing performance and realistic meat mincing scene. Could have used four extra montages.

    A triumph of epic proportions. Nice crackle.

    Guzzie Sampson

    I love Rock 'n Roll underwear in the pants, and all over my hair. This is my tenth line, geezus what a ridiculous requirement. Kill Flanders, Kill Flanders, etc.
    1david_murcott

    Puddle of puke

    I made the mistake of watching portions of this in 2007 and it still haunts me. I know he needed money for a Playstation but I still can't believe a young Ed Kavalis would stoop so low. This movie left me walking away feeling dirty and hollow inside. Also, the director is a slumlord. Marsland Motors.
    1emd3721

    Torture!!!

    It should be illegal to make a film this bad. Watching it was like having a pencil shoved in my eye and it being swirled around, then having a bunch lit of cigarettes put out all over my body. But other than that it was OK.

    I feel this way and I was getting paid while I was watching it at work. They say it is like American pie. This, my friend, is nothing like American Pie. American Pie had a plot, this was just a bunch of idiots doing stupid sh#$* on camera with no rhyme or reason at all.

    Anyone thinking about watching this movie, just know, it is 89 min of your life you will never get back.

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    • Trivia
      Supposed to receive a dvd release but only got released as a free dvd for a Australian men's magazine instead.
    • Connections
      References Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
    • Soundtracks
      Sympathise
      written and performed by Pornland

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    Details

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    • Release date
      • May 1, 2005 (Australia)
    • Country of origin
      • Australia
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Australian Pie
    • Filming locations
      • Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
    • Production company
      • rayon productions
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    • Budget
      • A$200,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 26m(86 min)
    • Color
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    • Aspect ratio
      • 2.35 : 1

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