The Witness Relocation Program places a Mafia family from New Jersey in an all-Mormon community in Utah.The Witness Relocation Program places a Mafia family from New Jersey in an all-Mormon community in Utah.The Witness Relocation Program places a Mafia family from New Jersey in an all-Mormon community in Utah.
Jan Broberg
- Louise Means
- (as Jan Broberg Felt)
Jose Bacio
- Mexican Customer
- (as Joluba)
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First of all, I liked the movie. But there were times I just felt like crying rather than laughing.
It's just too stupid at times. The movie could have been so much better! I didn't like the fact that we never heard about the Mormons beliefs(I find them the silliest in the world), but I guess people in the US wouldn't be ready for some "making fun of a religion."
However, the movie manages to show two opposite sides of a spectrum; mobster and Mormon, angry VS happy, good VS evil...continue to tired...
Overall: OK+ movie, because it makes me want a Mormon girl, teach her a thing or two about life AND sex!
It's just too stupid at times. The movie could have been so much better! I didn't like the fact that we never heard about the Mormons beliefs(I find them the silliest in the world), but I guess people in the US wouldn't be ready for some "making fun of a religion."
However, the movie manages to show two opposite sides of a spectrum; mobster and Mormon, angry VS happy, good VS evil...continue to tired...
Overall: OK+ movie, because it makes me want a Mormon girl, teach her a thing or two about life AND sex!
This movie is great fun! The actors are great, the points for both Mormons and non-Mormons are great (and not preachy, except maybe to some uppity Mormons, who are given a great picture of themselves), and the story is just hilarious.
I was glad to see some new actors in this one. Yeah, some of the same-old recycled typical Mo-actors were there, but there were some great new faces to enjoy, and not at all bad actors.
My only complaint: the filming was WAYYYyyy uneven. In the beginning and sprinkled throughout some of the scenes seem to have been shot on a hand-held standard (i.e. not movie-quality) video camera, and it shows.
Yeah, it's cheesy - but it's good clean fun. I gave it a 7 because it's definitely a good movie, family-safe, though not a great classic.
I was glad to see some new actors in this one. Yeah, some of the same-old recycled typical Mo-actors were there, but there were some great new faces to enjoy, and not at all bad actors.
My only complaint: the filming was WAYYYyyy uneven. In the beginning and sprinkled throughout some of the scenes seem to have been shot on a hand-held standard (i.e. not movie-quality) video camera, and it shows.
Yeah, it's cheesy - but it's good clean fun. I gave it a 7 because it's definitely a good movie, family-safe, though not a great classic.
I've seen this movie three times and can't wait for the DVD. I've seen John Moyer do stand up and I'll bet the commentary will be a riot.
I would say this is the best movie he's done. . . yet. I expect they'll only continue to get better. The only problem I can foresee with the DVD would be my kids wearing it out and driving me nuts repeating dialogue. (Of course quoting Mobsters would bet the heck out of them quoting Ed, Edd and Eddy.)
I think the best thing about this movie (other than the comedy) would be that it takes an outsiders view. The main complaint I've heard about Singles Ward and the R.M. is that they have too many inside jokes just for LDS members (or even "Utah Mormons.") Using a displaced mafioso as the main character allowed the movie to explain things to the audience without turning it into a missionary discussion.
I think the other nice thing it did was to point out that we are all human and we all have flaws and thinking you are better than someone else for any reason is one of the biggest flaws we can have.
and it did all this while making us laugh. . . and without any swearing or sex or violence (well, there was a paint-ball killing.)
I would say this is the best movie he's done. . . yet. I expect they'll only continue to get better. The only problem I can foresee with the DVD would be my kids wearing it out and driving me nuts repeating dialogue. (Of course quoting Mobsters would bet the heck out of them quoting Ed, Edd and Eddy.)
I think the best thing about this movie (other than the comedy) would be that it takes an outsiders view. The main complaint I've heard about Singles Ward and the R.M. is that they have too many inside jokes just for LDS members (or even "Utah Mormons.") Using a displaced mafioso as the main character allowed the movie to explain things to the audience without turning it into a missionary discussion.
I think the other nice thing it did was to point out that we are all human and we all have flaws and thinking you are better than someone else for any reason is one of the biggest flaws we can have.
and it did all this while making us laugh. . . and without any swearing or sex or violence (well, there was a paint-ball killing.)
Solid acting, a creative story line, and sharp comedy move this latest addition to the LDS film genre right along. Lead actor DeCarlo couldn't have done a better job as an obnoxious, yet fun to like mafia soldier. Hale Storm Entertainment has had mostly hits for members of the LDS faith, but this film soars passed their previous efforts and delivers a film that appeals to one and all and does not limit itself to members of the LDS church. That is what is so wonderful about this particular installment. The story is about the outside folks, looking in on a very peculiar community. It's a message about getting along and living together as neighborhood and community, not a dogma based preachy film.
This movie was not just entertaining and funny; it had a surprisingly good message around the theme of not judging others. The soundtrack and opening sequence were surprisingly of a professional quality. And Mark DeCarlo's rendition/version of the kids' story "The Three Little Pigs" was completely hilarious. Jan Broberg Felt, who plays a stuck on herself Mormon gossip, is a great actress. Mark DeCarlo by far carries the acting and humor, but the other supporting actors complement him well. I was especially impressed by Clayton Taylor and the girl (cannot remember her name) who plays his "love" interest. They play their parts convincingly.
My only complaint for the movie was that the pacing in the storyline seemed off at times. Other than that, it was very well done.
I think someone has found a happy medium in the LDS genre--a movie that's not over-cooked or under-done; it's just about right.
My only complaint for the movie was that the pacing in the storyline seemed off at times. Other than that, it was very well done.
I think someone has found a happy medium in the LDS genre--a movie that's not over-cooked or under-done; it's just about right.
Did you know
- TriviaWriter/Director John E. Moyer grew up in Southern New Jersey and based many of the outsider experiences in the film on his own after moving to Utah.
- Quotes
Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: Leave the gun. Take the granola.
- ConnectionsFeatured in The Cinema Snob: Mobsters and Mormons (2018)
- SoundtracksBeans' Theme
Written and Arranged by Dave Despain, Matt Larson, and Joel Stevenett
Details
- Release date
- Country of origin
- Language
- Also known as
- Гангстеры и Мормоны
- Filming locations
- Lehi, Utah, USA(Bakery)
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Box office
- Budget
- $350,000 (estimated)
- Gross US & Canada
- $409,604
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $67,945
- Sep 11, 2005
- Gross worldwide
- $409,604
- Runtime
- 1h 30m(90 min)
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