Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist

Absolutely crap, stupid. Nonsense. Total garbage. A waste of money and time.

Disgusting

First off, there's at least two different movies by the same director with this title. This listing, the 2004 one, had a gaudy orange and black cover with a woman wearing white lingerie with her arms outstretched and a red ball gag, and some small stills from the movie.

The remake (or whatever one might call it) is the one available on Amazon.com (!) with a nice painting of a woman bearing a cross on her back through a middle-eastern-looking setting.

The first movie has about three scenes of a man having sex with or BDSM activities with women. One was on a sofa, another in a bathroom I think, and another I don't remember. Title cards explain he's a schizophrenic who thinks he's Jesus persecuting his enemies, or something like that. You wouldn't have guessed from the movie itself.

Then a title card explains that he sent something to the media, which is followed by stills of women crucified, which takes up a lot more running time of the movie than you'd think.

This movie really can't be recommended, but the remake might (?) be better.

I'll just repeat my Amazon review to save you a few dollars.

Okay, for starters if you're a fan of sexploitation sleaze, you just about have to buy a film named like this, don't you? I mean, you know there are going to be some problems just from the box cover, a drawing (from a website advertised in the flick) of a naked young girl in a middle-east like scene carrying a cross with whipmarks on her bum. Uh, okay, but that can't possibly have anything to do with the film, eh? Another problem might be that it supposedly won the "Tales of Woe" film festival, which so far as I can find doesn't exist.

Well, nevermind, like I said, someone has to buy this and review it solely due to the title, even though there's a strong possibility that it could be some student art flick with the title pasted on later . . . which of course it is. In fact the disk doesn't even bother to disguise the fact that the real name of this wreck is "Into Thy Hands". Apparently they couldn't even bother to edit the video to match the box. After some more drawings, with more in the so-called "bonus feature", the embarrassment begins, which is basically an ultra short and ultra cheap semi-slasher flick with no pay offs. The continuity is laughable, like when the bearded killer wastes 30 seconds getting a rope unsnarled while the camera runs.

There is some nudity and some sleaze scenes that might have been half decent if they weren't filmed in slow motion with no sound. Oh, did I forget? There's a sludgy background music track but no actual sound recording at all. R-rated bondage gets practically no respect at all these days, what with it plastered all over usenet and the web, so that nets this mess the minimum one star. For joke collectors only.