Razorteeth

It's like brushing your teeth, with razors!!!

This is worth a watch just for the travesty that awaits you.

However, it has remained in the memory bank!

Have you ever seen Operation Dumbo Drop? Well, this is nothing like that movie. Razorteeth has suspense. Razorteeth has corrupt government agents. Razorteeth...has teeth. Just when you thought swimming in your local pond was safe, here comes the TEETH. Do yourself a favor, and savor this Polonia Bros. flavor.

Have a good laugh on the Polonia Brothers. As is all of their films, this is a micro budgeted stink fest. This is probably the best I have seen from them though. I admit there is a guilty pleasure for me to watch these films made in PA by these brothers as it makes me feel like anyone can make a movie for $12. Compared to their other flicks, this one is a treat. If you can stand watching really really really bad movies and laugh at them, u might enjoy this. If you like their other stuff this one will look a lot better than most of their movies. No puppets and the fish look pretty decent. Of course it is full of bad acting and plot holes, but hey-it's the Polonia Brothers! Oh and of course there is a casio synth soundtrack so as not to disappoint.

Spare yourself the torture of even.opening credits. That's only outdone by the horrid acting but with a 25k budget what can you really expect. My 10.year old has made better YouTube videos and picture quality was far better and she uses a 100 dollar camera on tripod.

No spoilers here, because your experience is already spoiled from the moment you begin to watch the film. There can't be an accurate rating for this film because you can't measure a rating that low. This garbage was shot on video and is horrible, horrible, horrible. The acting, if you call it that was beyond painful, more painful than the so called pain that was inflicted on the hapless victims of the piranha. You could do better with your own video camera and friends that would work for free. Very amateur and very lame. Watch only if you must see this travesty for yourself. Rent the original "Piranha" instead. Check please.