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The Bard's Tale

  • Video Game
  • 2004
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7.5/10
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The Bard's Tale (2004)
ActionAdventureComedyFantasy

The Bard is a cynical, opportunistic musician who roams the country for carnal pleasures. However, this impatient and selfish fellow is compelled to accept the quest to save princess Caleigh... Read allThe Bard is a cynical, opportunistic musician who roams the country for carnal pleasures. However, this impatient and selfish fellow is compelled to accept the quest to save princess Caleigh from a demonic cult that has kidnapped her.The Bard is a cynical, opportunistic musician who roams the country for carnal pleasures. However, this impatient and selfish fellow is compelled to accept the quest to save princess Caleigh from a demonic cult that has kidnapped her.

  • Writers
    • Dennis Michael Miller
    • Sean Patton
  • Stars
    • Cary Elwes
    • Tony Jay
    • Carlos Alazraqui
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.5/10
    297
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    • Writers
      • Dennis Michael Miller
      • Sean Patton
    • Stars
      • Cary Elwes
      • Tony Jay
      • Carlos Alazraqui
    • 2User reviews
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      • 2 nominations total

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    Cary Elwes
    Cary Elwes
    • The Bard
    • (voice)
    Tony Jay
    Tony Jay
    • Narrator
    • (voice)
    Carlos Alazraqui
    Carlos Alazraqui
      Michael Bell
      Michael Bell
        Julianne Buescher
        Julianne Buescher
          S. Scott Bullock
            Richard Cansino
            Richard Cansino
              Philip L. Clarke
                Charles Dennis
                Charles Dennis
                • Fionnaoch
                • (voice)
                Ben Diskin
                Ben Diskin
                  Robin Atkin Downes
                  Robin Atkin Downes
                  • Additional Voices
                  • (voice)
                  Greg Ellis
                  Greg Ellis
                  • Additional Voices
                  • (voice)
                  David Fisher
                  David Fisher
                    Quinton Flynn
                    Quinton Flynn
                      Brian George
                      Brian George
                        Michael Gough
                        Michael Gough
                          Jennifer Hale
                          Jennifer Hale
                            Dan Hildebrand
                            Dan Hildebrand
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                                • Dennis Michael Miller
                                • Sean Patton
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                              8enkephalin07

                              So-so gameplay, but loaded with character

                              The Bard is the kind of a genre-savvy snarker that could only be created with the cynical insight of a brilliant games industry and gaming veteran. This one of the most hilarious games around; the 'Memorable Quotes' section represents just the tip of the monumental iceberg of wit. All voice acting is wonderful, and the characters are filled with charm, though the anti-heroic hero of the Tale has the best delivery; fortunate, since his voice is heard most often, and hearing his next comment makes the most compelling reward for gameplay.

                              Whether you've played the original games or not, this title stands well enough alone. Though the gameplay doesn't shine, it also doesn't take nearly as many hours as the original games. The full retail price is perhaps more than the duration is worth, but now that the game has settled into the discount bin, it's cost is nearer to it's value. The game doesn't have much replay value though, so you may just as well rent-and-return.

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                              • Quotes

                                Viking Leader Silkbeard: That was the Orkney Dragon you loosed on that damn' town! Months we'd been at it, hammering at the gates and slaughtering the townsfolk when we could get at 'em. Then along comes your dragon, smashes the gate in one pass and puts half the city to the torch! It... it was... beautiful.

                                The Bard: No wonder the locals hate me.

                                Viking Leader Silkbeard: Hate you? Hate you? They don't hate you, man! They love you!

                                The Bard: They love me? What are you on about?

                                Viking Leader Silkbeard: Wait. No. Not love. Loathe! They loathe you! Despise you! They'll curse your name with every breath for a thousand years! What wouldn't I give for fame like that!

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                              • Release date
                                • October 26, 2004 (United States)
                              • Country of origin
                                • United States
                              • Language
                                • English
                              • Production company
                                • InXile Entertainment
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