Silent Hill: The Unauthorized Trailer

This is a warning. Maybe it's a glimpse of the future, a small insight into how bad the movie could get. Even if you ignore the shaky camera there's the corny dialog, the horrible acting and the tiny idiotic details like that someone would have spray-painted "Silent Hill" inside a small cabin just outside town. The directing is dangerously near the qualities of Uwe Boll and most of the music is way to hip-hop:ich for "Silent Hill". I'm sure these amateurs meant well, and they did do me a favor: I laughed like crazy. When the lame actors delivered one horrifically lousy line after another I almost fell of the chair in laughter, I tell 'ya. I rarely do this watching regular comedies, so if this was a joke, I'd love it! But it isn't. And it shall be judged that way. Just pray that the real movie won't look anything like this.

Anyone who watches this "preview" and can review it seriously needs to stop struggling so hard with LIVING and learn to enjoy a good laugh. Obviously this wasn't a serious attempt to portray the Silent Hill series. Some of the best parts about Silent Hill (1 - 4) were the weird little things on which gamers can mock so easily. Including hole-jumping and paranoid flashlight-waving (body-turning). Any REAL fan would also remember the many UFO endings, in which the creators THEMSELVES mock many of the aspects of the game. People, stop being so uptight, and enjoy the insider humor for what it is: Cheesy Horror Game Fun. This was a great, hilarious "trailer," loaded with inside jokes. Kudos to the creators, and the rest of you, choke on a steel pipe!

At first I was hoping for the real movie trailer, but after seeing this i almost cried laughing so hard! I would love the same people to do some other spoofs. While the resident evil movie was practically a spoof of itself (to me at least) , these guys could do a kick ass job! my favorite part of the trailer is when the black guy with the hat finds the bloody bathroom. Also i think everyone's favorite is "hell yeah!" Hopefully the new movie will not suck. In this day and age Hollywood is great at making sucky movies with kickass trailers unfortunately. I would actually love it if the people that made this trailer actually made a short movie out of it, just for laughs. Wouldn't surprise me if they used people wearing little kid halloween masks (ya know with the rubber bands in the back) as monsters! I can't wait for the real movie though!

Oh Christ, I had to register just to point out how terrible this is. Anyone that doesn't know what Silent Hill is, PLEASE don't take this as any indication.

Silent Hill is an extremely deep, psychological and artistic work that manages to meld several contrasting elements together to penetrate the mind of the player/watcher, all based around the two base human subjects: Sex, and Death (as mentioned in the DVD extra in Silent Hill 2). This drivel on the other hand, is soulless, void of atmosphere and overall, shallow trash. How it is they mustered the pretension and undeserved courage to label this under the Silent Hill banner is beyond me, but whatever the reason, they're not worthy.

Of the countless words I could (or couldn't as regulations dictate) use to describe this sin against art, I think the most appropriate is:

TALENTLESS.

I agree with the above comment completely. These idiots have absolutely no idea what Silent Hill is about. The whole clip was totally distasteful and talentless. Some people just do not understand the depth of Silent Hill and can't appreciate the art and emotional involvement of it. To me it looked like they were trying to disgrace the game with their crap. And they call themselves fans of Silent Hill?.....I DON'T THINK SO! If they truly understood the depth of it they wouldn't have made such a garbage video. Silent Hill has such a huge fan base of people all over the world that understand what the story behind the game is all about and would be VERY upset when they see this group of untalented airhead's so called "trailer". Please do the rest of us a favor before you even think about making another video, make sure you understand the story behind what you are trying to make a video for; then you wouldn't have so many bitchy fans ranting at you like this.