The Affairs of God

2004
17m

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In September of 1 B.C., Joseph returns from a seven month carpenter's tour to find his virgin wife six months pregnant. Blasphemy ensues.In September of 1 B.C., Joseph returns from a seven month carpenter's tour to find his virgin wife six months pregnant. Blasphemy ensues.In September of 1 B.C., Joseph returns from a seven month carpenter's tour to find his virgin wife six months pregnant. Blasphemy ensues.

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7.8/10

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Carmit Levité

Mary

Adam Lamas

Joseph

Eric Malamud

God…

Ron Yavnieli

Roman

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- Jay Lee
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- Jay Lee
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Brilliant

Saw this as part of the Idaho International Film Festival, 2004, and I must say it was brilliant across the board. Simply put, the most humorous short film I've seen since Billy's Balloon knocked my socks off awhile back. If you haven't seen this movie, you've missed out on the true diamond in the rough. Shot in HD (I think), the image is crystal-clear, with only a few artifacts that give away the fact that it isn't shot on film (film is dead, baby...). The acting - stellar. Joseph and Mary don't hold anything back, as they embody the characters as they would be with appropriate 21st century anachronisms. And God? His Immenseness?

God has a disco ball.

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Joseph: Tell me who schtupp'd you!
Mary: OK my husband. I'll tell you. You probably won't believe me though.
Joseph: Try me.
Mary: You promise not to laugh?
Joseph: Yeah.
Mary: It was God.
Joseph: It was that good, huh?