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Zemanovaload

  • 2005
  • 1h 30m
IMDb RATING
5.7/10
382
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Zemanovaload (2005)
Comedy

John Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model... Read allJohn Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to m... Read allJohn Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika.

  • Director
    • Jayson Rothwell
  • Writer
    • Jayson Rothwell
  • Stars
    • Ed Byrne
    • Andy Nyman
    • Alan McKenna
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.7/10
    382
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Jayson Rothwell
    • Writer
      • Jayson Rothwell
    • Stars
      • Ed Byrne
      • Andy Nyman
      • Alan McKenna
    • 7User reviews
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    Ed Byrne
    Ed Byrne
    • John Davies
    Andy Nyman
    Andy Nyman
    • Bruce Robenitz
    Alan McKenna
    Alan McKenna
    • Tom Gaviscon
    Siri Steinmo
    Siri Steinmo
    • Suki
    Amanda Mealing
    Amanda Mealing
    • Dr Zemekis
    Kathryn Drysdale
    Kathryn Drysdale
    • Travel Agent
    Andy Abrahams
    Andy Abrahams
    • Ronald the Vicar
    Dan Cryer
    • Aaron the American
    Lorna Watson
    • Tracey the Hairy Mary
    Cressida Whyte
    • Clara
    Orlando Wells
    • Dave
    Austin Knight
    • Funniest Man on Earth
    Georgina Chapman
    Georgina Chapman
    • Jenna
    Justin Moorhouse
    Justin Moorhouse
    • Mark
    Ralf Little
    Ralf Little
    • Kev
    Janet Walker
    • OCD Housewife
    Marcus Garvey
    Marcus Garvey
    • OCD Christian
    Rebecca Nicholas
    • OCD Cat Killer
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      • Jayson Rothwell
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    6frank-584

    I enjoyed this film

    This is a low budget film. Very low budget. As such we should appreciate what has been achieved. It is funny and quirky with a few subtle jokes there to be teased out on a second viewing (like the internal joke about a production being given a name that people will not understand until they see it - like 'Zemanaovaload'). Byrne gives a fun performance as the weary, OCD-suffering writer who turns his attention to the voluptuous Veronika Zemanova - or anyone working in the local supermarket who happens to look like her. I *think* Will Self has a cameo too. Give Jayson Rothwell a real budget and watch him go....
    Damo25

    NOT a British comedian!

    Sorry to have to point out to you here, but last time I saw Ed Byrne he was still Irish. Having said that, I will have to see this film as it looks like a bit of a laugh. Hope its better than "The Cassidy's", an absolute train wreck of a sitcom that Ed did a couple of years back for RTE, watered down waste of talent that was. Anyway, I believe Ralph little is also in this film, usually does fairly funny stuff. I saw this DVD in the video shop the other day, as two 13year lads were snickering as they went to rent it, I'm sure they were disappointed to find that there is no porn in this what so ever, hope they had a laugh though.
    8wmajor-1

    Smart and witty British indie...

    With all due respect to the comment by 2cents, "Zemanovaload" isn't an Ed Byrne stand-up showcase; you can watch his stand-up for that. This is his breakthrough as an actor, and it's a thoroughly memorable and enjoyable one. Rife with all the same sharp, witty dialogue and wry observations about life and relationships that audiences the world over have come to expect from British independent films, "Zemanovaload" is the first film I've seen to brutally dissect the dysfunctional way in which digital-age relationships have evolved while somehow finding a humorous silver lining to it all. Byrne's performance as neurotic and hopelessly obsessive-compulsive TV writer John Davies (the kind of guy who makes Woody Allen seem well-adjusted) rings disturbingly true to life, as does his obsession with supermodel Veronika Zemanova, who should easily become a household name with this film's worshipful title. A delight in all respects.
    2cents

    Ed Byrne deserves so much more . . . .

    Ed Byrne is one of the funniest British comedians working today, I have seen him perform numerous times on the TV and recently I had the pleasure of seeing him live at the Edinburgh Festival, the man is hilarious . . . this film is just a joke.

    Actually that may be a little harsh, in it's own way it is quite quirky and if it wasn't for the complete waste of Ed's talent then it could be seen as a nice little 'made for TV' britflick. But the potential was DID exist and it was wasted.

    Ed is John a film and TV writer with quirky neurosis and hang-ups. He is completely shallow and only dates models. After being dumped he sets his sites on the top 'perfect 10' model (Miss Zemanova) and he continues to e-stalk her using the internet.

    The production is so cheap that in one continuous paranoia gag they actually use the same piece of footage at least 10 times throughout the movie, and it was only mildly amusing the first time. ( Credit where it's due, Vic and Bob are actually quite amusing as Ed's fingers)

    This is a terrible vehicle for Ed Byrne and isn't going to do his career any favours. My advice would be to watch it if it's on TV late and you have just come in after a night out (it's that sort of movie) certainly not worth wasting money on. Either at the cinema or as a DVD purchase.

    Fans of Ed Byrnes comedy STAY AWAY, you will only be left unsatisfied.
    8theNomadz

    You can count on far more than two fingers :D the UK stand up to movie failures,this gladly breaks the trend !!!

    Ed Burn plays John Davies a midlife crisis ridden OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) writer,who's partner Suki has left along with the bulk of his possessions.

    With an horror film script rewrite to finish and new found job of writing plot lines for a prime time soap,this new found pressure makes him suffer even more neurosis than normal leading him to become even more compulsive over a lads magazine super model he wants to cast in his film as the token none speaking movie boob shot.

    All this while he's to deal with his friends,psychiatrist and his two imaginary finger friends (played by comedy duo Vic & Bob).

    I personally loved this film its small but there in lies its beauty,in some areas it felt a little too like a sitcom but never for long enough to become stale.Ed Burn (thankfully not wasting his talents on lame pointless advert/clips television shows) proves to come across charming even among all his neurosis and becomes one of the few British stand-ups to prove he can act and hold a film,which when alongside other stand-ups like Steve Coogan & Lee Evens who became big on TV but who have both made dire moves onto the bigger screen.

    I gave this an 8 out of 10 would of been higher if the ending wasn't so clearly rushed.That said its worthy nights entertainment congrats to Ed on doing what so many before him have failed at.

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    • Release date
      • 2007 (Brazil)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
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    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Femeia de nota 10
    • Filming locations
      • Manchester, Greater Manchester, England, UK
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