Sapphire Girls

Mary Carey, Jodie Moore, and Elizarah (two of which ran for elected office, Mary in Califonia, Jodie in Austraila) are the Saphire Girls, a rock group that stumbles on a secret plan to..well to do something sinister. The over-reliance on "rock" music, especially in the sex scenes is a huge travesty. The acting is horrid and the sex scenes aren't that good. Still fans of either Carey or Moore might sit through it once and it was FAR from the worst softcore flick I've seen.

The Goods: 6 sex scenes (m/f, m/f/f)

Babe of the Movie: Mary Carey (even if she was only in one real sex scene)

My Grade:D

Where I Saw It: Cinemax

Hapless singers (Ruby, Jade, Crystal) rejoin for a performance and tour at the invitation of mysterious benefactor Ben Turner, who secretly endeavors to market a hypnotic suggestion trance serum to any and all evil international agents after stealing the potion from US Army developers. The girls eventually stumble onto the nefarious plot, and with the help of agent Chet, accept the challenge to stop the evil plot and avoid capture, entrancement, and enslavement, while Saving America for Motherhood and Apple Pie. (We're not convinced that they have much interest in saving America for God.)

There are many sexy interludes, lots of skin bared, and some girl-on-girl. Ben is a handsome, though evil, dude, and some of the gals are quite lovely: Jodie Moore (as Jade) and Nicole Oring (as Ilona, compliant assistant to Ben Turner) are especially fetching, and Elizarah (as Crystal Diamond) is appealing, but Mary Carey (as Ruby) is a bit too fleshy.

The story is accompanied by a few pop-music performances, which may be cute but not memorable. The three protagonists play as "California girls", naive "O-My-God" types, who do not always fit. When any of the singers display occasional insight, suspicion, or initiative, she performs contrary to the "California girl" stereotype established earlier. As for the actors, it gets worse: the men are incredibly shallow characters.

The acting is not very convincing, and the plot is a bit silly, but the movie is OK as a skin show.

Sex: B, Good. Multiple sexual encounters, fairly erotic.

Women: B, Good. Several are sexy and beautiful.

Men: B. Adequate, but even less intellectually stimulating than the "California girls".

Story: C, weaker than usual for cable soft-porn.

Acting: C. Inconsistent.

Overall: C+. Satisfying skin flick, not an uplifting classic.

First of all! This movie seems like a porn movie.

Second of all! Where is the sex??

Third of all! I've seen Jodie Moore, Marey Carey and that Japanese girl do xxx.

Fourth of all! The movie looks like it was a xxx movie that had the sex scenes cut out (anyone see Major Rock)

Fifth of all!! If there is a xxx version or a harder version of the one I've scene please email me at claymation39@bresnan.net to let me know.

good movie and everything but I think they should have revolved it around hypnosis more, having the girls do more wilder and crazier stuff, maybe at the end having it back fire and some of those drugs winds up in the punch.

I've seen a lot of movies in my day. I've seen a lot of bad movies, more than I can count but this one takes the trophy for being the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

First, I rented this movie being an avid music lover and being glad there's a movie around a band. Not only a band, but a chick band. My expectations were a little mixed. So I rented it and decided to give it a try. It was so bad that I wanted to finish it so I can say how bad it was with having seen the whole movie.

The characters in this movie are all idiots and need to be shot. Lets look at the guy in "No-won" which was stupid joke to begin with. That guy was such a tool if he was going to get help from three dumb chicks. I mean he hit a guy with a frying pan. Surely out of all his training, he could done something a little more professional. The whole pill idea just lost me.

Lets not forget, the thing that bugs me most about this movie is that the girls aren't even playing their instruments correctly. It seems like they've never even picked up an instrument before. It was poorly done and I just ordered the movie. I feel that I should own the best movie made of all time and the worst movie ever made of all time. I mean some movies are so bad, they're good, but this one is nothing anywhere close to that. Check it out if you want to have a good laugh and be horrified beyond believe that someone actually paid money to have this movie be made.

Saw this movie the other night and must say it was fairly entertaining. The girls in the movie and straight legit, and though the story line is a little weak (what soft core movie isn't), this movie has something for everyone. An Asian sex scene, a lesbian sex scene, a few big breast sex scenes (any scene with Mary Carey), and enough good soft core action to make sure you have no problem rubbing one or two out during the movie, and seriously, isn't that why these movies are made in the first place? And Mary Carey is just hot. For guys who like big tits, and especially ones that don't look like two immobile pumpkins stapled on a girls chest, the natural looking (I don't know if they're natural, but they look fandoubletastic) Mary Carey's tits will get even the limpest guy hard.