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Miss Naufragée et les filles de l'île

Original title: Miss Cast Away
  • TV Movie
  • 2004
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 30m
IMDb RATING
2.3/10
2.8K
YOUR RATING
Miss Naufragée et les filles de l'île (2004)
ParodyAdventureComedyFantasy

A spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and moreA spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and moreA spoof that combines Cast Away with Miss Congeniality, Planet of the Apes, Love Boat, Gilligan's Island, The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, and more

  • Director
    • Bryan Michael Stoller
  • Writer
    • Bryan Michael Stoller
  • Stars
    • Eric Roberts
    • Charlie Schlatter
    • Joyce Giraud
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  • IMDb RATING
    2.3/10
    2.8K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Bryan Michael Stoller
    • Writer
      • Bryan Michael Stoller
    • Stars
      • Eric Roberts
      • Charlie Schlatter
      • Joyce Giraud
    • 27User reviews
    • 7Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Eric Roberts
    Eric Roberts
    • Maximus Powers
    Charlie Schlatter
    Charlie Schlatter
    • Mike Saunders
    Joyce Giraud
    Joyce Giraud
    • Julie
    Stuart Pankin
    Stuart Pankin
    • Noah
    Evan Marriott
    Evan Marriott
    • Joe Millionaire
    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    • Agent M.J.
    Eugene Greytak
    Eugene Greytak
    • Your Holiness
    • (as Gene Greytak)
    Richard Halpern
    Richard Halpern
    • Groovy Guy
    Lyle J. Mortensen
    • Vice Persident
    Douglas Dunning
    • Commander Harry
    Patrick Mares
    • The President
    Stuart Rigby
    • Ron Philips
    Kamilla Bjorlin
    • Holly
    Audra Wise
    • Tina
    Juanita A. Romano
    • Alaska
    Gabrielle
    • California
    Janna Giacoppo
    • Miss Canada
    Jackie Torres
    Jackie Torres
    • Congenial
    • Director
      • Bryan Michael Stoller
    • Writer
      • Bryan Michael Stoller
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    User reviews27

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    1Gimmickthegnome

    The ONLY way to make this movie fun...

    Do the following: Get a copy of this movie and a friend. Wager the friend $10 that they can't sit through this entire movie. They cannot divert their gaze or be distracted by anything. Now watch your friend. Win or lose, you get $10 of entertainment.

    It angers me to no end when people see a movie and are quick to give it 1 out of 10, or sum up their thoughts with "it sucked". (And when asked "Why?", they respond, "Just because." Arrgh.) That is why this movie exists. It's sole purpose is for me to say, "There! THIS is a horrible movie! THAT is 1 out of 10!".

    This movie is absolutely appalling.

    While the recent trend of movie parodies has forced them to become increasingly formulaic, this movie falls short in every single aspect. It's not funny. It's not entertaining. And for some of the parodies, it's completely inaccurate! Horrible acting. Unfunny dialogue. A witless story. Terrible "special effects". One INANE gag after another. And to make matters even worse, there isn't even gratuitous nudity to somehow make it even fleetingly worthwhile.

    This movie leaps past idiotic, stumbles over stupid, and lands face first on moronic. Even I, who loves a good "check your brain at the door" movie, found myself physically agitated watching this. This movie isn't even "Hard Ticket To Hawaii" so-terrible-it's-good bad... IT'S JUST BAD.

    NOTE: I actually challenged a friend to watch this as described above. Not only couldn't he make it all the way through, but he had a headache and needed a couple minutes afterward because he felt a little ill. True story.

    I could not accentuate this rating any more... a resounding 1 out of 10!
    4claudio_carvalho

    Silly and Non-Sense Parody

    While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.

    I like parodies, but "Miss Castaway" is an offense to human brains. The awful story and the special effects are very, but really very bad. There are spoofs with "Lost", "Castaway", "Jurassic Park", "Sixth Sense", "Titanic", "Planet of the Apes", "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Congo", "MIB", "Perfect Storm", "Austin Powers", "Jaws", "Mission Impossible", "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", "Star Wars" and "Hulk", but the problem is that most of them are very silly and not funny. In the end, the trailer is better than the film. My vote is four.

    Title (Brazil): "Missão Quase Impossível" ("Mission Almost Impossible")
    2a-twetman

    Just a bunch of random subplots

    Three questions arise in my mind when watching this movie, "What?", "Why?" and "How come this in not over yet?"

    There are random things happening all through the movie that make you wonder what the heck is going on. One or two unexplained things, sure, but there are so many of these random events that it makes your head spin. When you finally figure out what is going on (is it joke, or actually part of the plot?) the next question is why, why is this nonsensical thing happening? It's completely ridiculous.

    I figure it out at the end, all the weird stuff going on is part of some subplot or other, and they do actually tie all of them up in the end (in a haphazard and untidy fashion but still) but the problem is that there is no main plot, only subplot, the end result is a nearly unwatchable mess.

    To top it all off there is a large amount of unfunny jokes thrown in here and there, much like in Epic Movie, which is not a good thing. The only reason I give this 2/10 instead of 1/10 is the laughable green screen effects, they are much funnier than the jokes.
    1astrid_lien_16

    There is no word that can explain how horrible this movie is!

    You should never ever even consider to watch this movie! It is absolutely awful! This isn't an overstatement!! It is so unbelievable and exaggerated, it gets boring. It is just a movie where they have taken stories and plots from several movies and put it together in one. They writer hasn't been able to pull it off in a good way.

    If you'd like to see pretty girls in bikinis and no brain this might be the movie for you, but still, you should plug your ears and just watch. It's not worth listening:p There are so many great movies out there, and if I could choose one, this would be the last movie I would pick. But all in all, it's your choice!!!

    Enjoy!
    1orengoldschmidt

    I must apologize...

    First, I would like to apologize for my rating of "1"... The only reason i give this film such a high rating is that I can't delve into negative integers. All "This is a spoof" musings aside, and while I certainly have tried to give it due consideration, have left me with a certain notion, namely; "This is quite possibly the worst film ever made." On any level and in any plausible quantification of qualitative measurement... Seriously, I tried, I'm just as in to any indie born-for-cult-video-distribution film as the next buff, but seriously, this movie sucked rhino balls...

    Honestly, if I had directed this "film" I would have seen it as a legitimate cause for suicide.

    Related interests

    Bill Pullman, John Candy, Joan Rivers, Daphne Zuniga, and Lorene Yarnell Jansson in La Folle Histoire de l'espace (1987)
    Parody
    Still frame
    Adventure
    Will Ferrell in Présentateur vedette: La légende de Ron Burgundy (2004)
    Comedy
    Elijah Wood in Le Seigneur des anneaux : La Communauté de l'anneau (2001)
    Fantasy

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    • Trivia
      Michael Jackson filmed his cameo in his library at Neverland Ranch (which was digitally replaced with special effects).
    • Connections
      Referenced in I Hate Everything: the Search for the Worst: Robot Monster (2015)
    • Soundtracks
      Just Like A Fool
      by Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller

      Performed by The Robins

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    • Release date
      • January 28, 2008 (Australia)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official site
      • Official Site
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Miss Castaway and the Island Girls
    • Filming locations
      • Hawaii, USA
    • Production company
      • Island Productions
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      • $2,000,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 30m(90 min)
    • Color
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    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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