Behind Bedroom Doors

ok when i went to rent a movie recently with my girlfriend we saw this movie labeled as a drama and set with the other new releases, we read the back and decided to rent it, we were not expecting a cheesy, one-camera, lame porno. I thought they put labels on those kinda things, i was appauled. We watched the movie anyway because i always watch the full movie, never just give up on it. This movie was bad. Bad writing, bad acting, bad directing, bad visuals just overall bad. Hopefully you will read this before you accidentally rent this, but all i can say was even as far as lame thin-storied pornos go this was bottom rung. At barely over an hour long i still felt like it drug on for days, it is time i will never get back but in the end i hope i am able to warn other people and keep them from making the same mistake, unless this is the kinda movie you were looking for all along and if it is, its ok as far as softcore goes but still fairly tame.

Yet another softcore thriller done by a mainly hardcore cast. It is interesting how most of the hardcore films take place in the figurative gutter while the softcore/middlecore films always have their settings in the fancy sections of Greater Los Angeles. I guess it's because they need an actual storyline.

The story is about two well-off married men who obviously thought that what happened to Kobe Bryant wouldn't happen to them. Both their wives are out of town and a mysterious, beautiful yet sinister woman moves in across the street and makes passes at both of them. Both of them are lured into her web by her sexy ways and they do the Kobe. Both end up being blackmailed for $100,000 or else she will ruin their marriages and livelihoods with the videos shot from a teddy bear. Strangely, other expected things happen in this movie. Why, no softcore film would be complete without girl-on-girl, now would it? The story has been done plenty of times and the acting isn't very good, either. But man, the women! The four women all look like famous celebrities. To have some fun during this routine softie, I started calling the characters by other names.

Chelsea Blue looks like X-Play's Morgan Webb but with curly hair. She looks delicious in this film and her natural body is pleasing to the eyes. She plays the bad girl very well, to be honest. She could have used a cigarette but these movies never have smoking in them; probably because smoking is pretty much illegal in California, which is a great thing. Her partner Gigi (Monique Alexander) is a sexier looking Kelly Ripa. She does very little here but look good. Julia Kruis looks like a thinner, younger Edie Falco. She didn't look good here, especially in the eyes. Of course, Nicole Sheridan probably named herself that because she thinks she looks like a younger version of Nicolette Sheridan; only she's visited the plastic surgeons and had something else fixed besides her nose. She is cute, but that nose is a very sore point. Also, Eric Carrington is here; the man who looks like a dead ringer for my boss.

All in all, a film only I could care for the women and nothing more.

This was a waste of 75 minutes of my life. The acting was atrocious and the plot was ridiculous. It revolves around an evil lesbian who gets rich married men to have sex with her, and then blackmails them for money. One of the victims is a candidate for DA, which is causing problems in his relationship with his wife. Another is a plastic surgeon, also married, and the evil lesbian happens to seduce this guys wife too! Meanwhile, the evil lesbian's girlfriend doesn't really like her sleeping around. It ends in a happy ending where all is forgiven. The women get naked a lot too, mostly in situations that stretch reality. bad bad bad.

If I'm going to watch a porn movie, I prefer it to have some sort of plot, and a descent dialogue. Behind Bedroom Doors is one of the few I've come across with those attributes.

The new girl next door scams on the neighbor's human nature and weaknesses where seduction and sex concerned. Chelsea Blue,(I mean Brooke LaVelle) is the choice actress to play the part of the blackmailing seductress, and plays the part magnificently. Chelsea Blue is a very talented and extremely beautiful actress. The movie get's an overall 10 just because she is in it. Her partner in the movie, Monique Alexander is a definite cutie. The two should do more work together. In this movie, though, Monique, who plays Gigi, doesn't have a whole lot to do or say. That's too bad. She seems like she has more talent to be shared. I like the girl who was the (possible) DA's wife next. I forget her name, but she's pretty good looking, and not a bad actress. Nicole Sheridan...I'm still trying to figure out what some people are so excited about. It's obvious there are parts of her bought an paid for. Which is okay, but is she finished? Sorry, but come on! I'm afraid her performance here would have dropped the rating some, except Chelsea's talent and beauty overrides any negatives. Overall, This movie is a good one.