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Vet hard

  • 2005
  • 1h 28m
IMDb RATING
6.1/10
3.6K
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Johnny de Mol, Kürt Rogiers, Jaak Van Assche, Jack Wouterse, and Bracha van Doesburgh in Vet hard (2005)
ParodyActionComedyCrimeDramaRomance

Bennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quic... Read allBennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quiche bakery, a suicidal manic-depressive woman and a Yougoslavian who keeps blowing things u... Read allBennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quiche bakery, a suicidal manic-depressive woman and a Yougoslavian who keeps blowing things up unintended. They need to get 300000 Euro to get Bennies father a new liver. Complicating... Read all

  • Director
    • Tim Oliehoek
  • Writers
    • Anders Thomas Jensen
    • Wijo Koek
    • Jean-Claude Van Rijckeghem
  • Stars
    • Jack Wouterse
    • Kürt Rogiers
    • Bracha van Doesburgh
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    3.6K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Tim Oliehoek
    • Writers
      • Anders Thomas Jensen
      • Wijo Koek
      • Jean-Claude Van Rijckeghem
    • Stars
      • Jack Wouterse
      • Kürt Rogiers
      • Bracha van Doesburgh
    • 15User reviews
    • 7Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win total

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    Jack Wouterse
    Jack Wouterse
    • Bennie
    Kürt Rogiers
    • Koen Mast
    Bracha van Doesburgh
    Bracha van Doesburgh
    • Katja Wielaard
    Jaak Van Assche
    Jaak Van Assche
    • Johan Mast
    Johnny de Mol
    Johnny de Mol
    • Peter
    Cas Jansen
    • Martin
    Peter Van den Begin
    Peter Van den Begin
    • Vuk
    Ton Kas
    Ton Kas
    • Milo
    Bert André
    • Dr. Van Isacker
    Cees Geel
    Cees Geel
    • Lars Meuleman
    Chazia Mourali
    • Nurse Rita
    Menno Stijntjes
    • Dr. John
    Marjan Luif
    • Bank Attendant
    Estelle Cruijff
    Estelle Cruijff
    • Jeanette
    • (as Estelle Gullit)
    Sanne Wallis de Vries
    • Jennifer
    Kim Holland
    • Pole Dancer
    René Mioch
    René Mioch
    • Self
    Jac. Goderie
    • Self
    • Director
      • Tim Oliehoek
    • Writers
      • Anders Thomas Jensen
      • Wijo Koek
      • Jean-Claude Van Rijckeghem
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    User reviews15

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    3ivontour

    Jokes? Too easy...

    I went to see this movie, expecting to see a nice humorous action movie, but I was VERY disappointed when I left the cinema... They tried to make a funny movie, but the jokes were sooo easy even a 5 year would understand them and that's not my kind of humour. The first half of the movie didn't really contain a story, which can be OK (see "Dude where's my car"), but in the second half they suddenly tried to make a story, in which they failed big time.

    Everything that happened in the movie was so obvious that you could see it coming 10 minutes in front, so after a while everything that happened started to annoy me. I was like "I hope they won't let this happen" and then a few seconds later it happened, bummer... for me, cuz some people seemed to enjoy themselves, which was even more annoying

    Conclusion: don't waste your money on this movie or, if your going to see it anyway, have a lot of beer before entering the cinema, it might work....
    7arno.f@hetnet.nl

    fast, action packed entertainment!

    Well, I read in some of the reviews here that the story is not really highly original and that is indeed true. However, it is not that strange, since this movie is a Dutch re-make from the Danish movie "Old Men in New Cars", something most viewers seem to have missed. Not having seen the original I can't compare the two and maybe that is for the better, because often a re-make loses it from the original, simply for that is not the original.

    Vet Hard is a good debut from new Dutch director Tim Oliehoek. It doesn't have any pretensions, other then to just simply entertain and that it certainly does. Jack Wouterse is perfectly casted as Bennie, the main character and also the rest of the cast is adequate. The movie evolves around some nice action sequences and slapstick humor and all in all this makes for an entertaining experience. Not a top 250 of all time movie, but good enough for a nice and relaxed evening.
    2vitachiel

    Vet slecht

    My God, what a rip-off! Dutch comedy at its lowest level, with your fair share of unfunny slapstick, simplistic misogynism and very stupid jokes. Even Luc Besson has not ever sunk to this level...

    Can you blame the actors? Well, no second-rate soap actor would of course refuse a part in such a blockbuster, but I must say that I was disappointed by the fact that Jack Wouterse (who was magnificent in Temmink) accepted his part. Is it so hard to get a decent role these days? Or did he just misread the script?

    The only reason why I give this movie 2/10 instead of 1/10 is the aircraft scene, which was quite spectacular. So just watch the aircraft scene and move on to some thing else.
    1CoKeen

    All points for the Danish team

    I quit the movie after 36 minutes so one might think it is unfair to judge. Its just that by that time the Dutch team got so far behind the Danish original ("old men in new cars") there was no chance to make up the deficit. I did not know that I'm going to see a remake from the beginning so I just felt a little uncomfortable when Vuk was introduced. But soon they made clear whom they are going to challenge. From now on I couldn't help but to compare with the original. All of a sudden the actors appeared to be amateurish impostors. You might have experienced the situation someone's telling a joke that is not only well known but also badly presented. What a shame. Such a disgraceful defeat should not be published.
    6Boba_Fett1138

    Far from political correct or subtle but because of that also very entertaining.

    This movie is really a breath of fresh. After watching almost nothing else but heavy Dutch period drama's, drama's in particular and war productions, there finally now is a simple, spectacular and entertaining Dutch movie, in the form of "Vet Hard".

    The humor in this movie is cruel and violent. Though it's far from subtle all, it still makes you laugh. To be honest, I think you have to be Dutch to fully understand and appreciate the humor of the movie. The movie however does goes a bit too far at times, even for my taste. I mean having one of the main characters being a necrophiliac serial killer just is not my idea of good taste and quality of humor.

    The story is simple and almost non-existent. It's just a pile up of gangster movie clichés and over-the-top comical situations. You clearly shouldn't take this movie serious and watch it for what it is. This movie is a real no-brainer that certainly does entertain and give you a good 88 minutes.

    As simple as the movie may be, the quality of it is certainly good. The movie is directed with lots of feeling for pace and handles the characters nicely as well. The action sequences are definitely the best elements of the movie. They are superbly choreographed and even brought better to the screen, also with the help of some excellent editing. It makes it obvious that Tom Oliehoek is a great new young action-movie director, who perhaps already is too big for the Netherlands. Of course the quality and size of it all doesn't hold a candle to an average overdone Hollywood blockbuster production. But this has nothing to do with the directing qualities and talent of Tim Oliehoek but more with the low budget, though for Dutch standards this still was a very expensive movie. At least the movie is no 'Hollywood wannabe'. It has quality and style of its own and it gives the movie its very own unique identity.

    The acting to be honest surpassed expectations. You normally wouldn't expect quality acting in an action/comedy like this but his movie has some good actors in it, who all did a good job. Jack Wouterse normally doesn't play main characters and in some movies his role is even no more than just a bit part. I already liked him very much as an actor before this movie but I like him even more now. He shows that he can handle bigger roles and that he is capable of carrying an entire movie for most part on his own. Other fine Dutch and Belgian actors also portray some fine other roles. So, Tim Oliehoek is not just a great action director but also one fine actors director. Only thing is that the movie has a bit too many characters with as a result that not every characters works out as fine or comical as the other. The movie is also filled with lots of cameos of famous Dutch celebrities. I was afraid this was going to get an overkill of it but the did a good job at keeping it to a minimum and till a point were it doesn't get ridicules or distracting from the story.

    The fact that I rate this movie only a 6 has nothing to do with its entertainment value. It's just as entertaining as some other movies which I rated a 8 in the past, it's just of lesser quality all. But seeing the circumstances (only 40 days of shooting, for many complicated action sequences included, a €3,700,000 budget.) you have to give credit to this movie and its entire cast & crew.

    6/10

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    • Trivia
      During filming of the scene where Martin and Peter steal an ambulance and ram a police car while driving towards a Hercules airplane, an accident happened. Due to a minor miscalculation, the ambulance flipped onto its side upon hitting the police car. Since there was no replacement ambulance, the crew had to put the crashed one back on its wheels. Luckily, it still worked and filming could be resumed.
    • Goofs
      During the chase following the bank robbery, one car hits another, causing it to flip onto its side, sliding across the road. When it flips onto its side, a small ramp can be seen behind the car it hit (causing it to flip).
    • Quotes

      Katja Wielaard: Have you had any other girls?

      Koen Mast: Living ones? No, only you. And my mother.

      Katja Wielaard: Isn't that illegal?

      Koen Mast: That was in Belgium.

    • Crazy credits
      After the credits an additional scene is shown featuring Martin and Peter baking fries in Bennie's snack bar. They are watching a TV program and see that Dr. Van Isacker has won a quiche-baking competition; it is implied that he stole their recipes. Martin and Peter then throw their fries away in rage.
    • Connections
      Edited into The Making of 'Vet Hard' (2005)
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      Performed by George Baker Selection

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    • Release date
      • February 3, 2005 (Netherlands)
    • Countries of origin
      • Netherlands
      • Belgium
      • United Kingdom
    • Official sites
      • Official site (Belgium)
      • official website
    • Languages
      • Dutch
      • French
      • Arabic
    • Also known as
      • Too Fat Too Furious
    • Filming locations
      • Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    • Production companies
      • Fu Works
      • Motel Films
      • A Private View
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    • Budget
      • €3,700,000 (estimated)
    • Gross worldwide
      • $1,818,884
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 28m(88 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
      • DTS
    • Aspect ratio
      • 2.35 : 1

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