Attack of the Virgin Mummies

All right, I didn't expect anything of this, but I think that this is one of the most laughable excuses for a movie I've ever seen. This is so painful to watch (the mummy!) even Ed Wood would be ashamed of it. Even for a no-budget-movie this is so bad you wouldn't believe it until you see it. There is virtually no script, the actors are a joke and rural America is supposed to be Ancient Egypt (???). I guess the only reason for those guys to do this was to say to their friends "Some porn stars appeared in my own movie!" (how did they get them to appear in this anyway? It couldn't have been the money, so...).

My advice: go get a Playboy DVD or similar instead, but don't watch this!

I wont argue about the fact that I wasn't warned by watching this turkey. I watched it and I'm glad that I did it. It is still a mystery how some movies can be distributed even when they are a real turkey but here I can almost say that it is so bad that it becomes good. Don't go watching it if you think that it will contain mummies. There is one mummy in this flick and it's the most frightening part of it. Be advised that the mummy flicks from the Universal era are more frightening. The only time blood appears is when one girl got smashed against the wall why taking a bath. It's bloody but that's it. The reason why geeks will watch it is because all ladies in this flick are walking naked almost all the time. Full frontal where ever they are. The acting is as wooden as the oldest tree you could find. The story line is written in 1 minute. The title is what attracts you by guessing you will have an old exploitation from the 60's, but be advised that titles do mislead you.