Eggheads

I love quizzes, and I presume anyone reading this does too. The premise of the show is that a pub team of 5 people goes up against the quiz show's Dream Team of 5 quiz boffins. There are 5 rounds. The first 4 are a one-on-one between a contestant and an egghead. The winner goes thru to the final round, the loser goes out. The more eggheads you can knock out in the first 4 rounds, the fewer you face in the final general knowledge round and thus have a better chance of winning.

I think the combined knowledge of the Eggheads is fascinating. I love how they not only know the answer but know every scrap of info around the answer. The pub team very rarely win but it is worth watching regardless a) for the rare occasions when they do and b) just to see how ridiculously easy the questions are to Kevin & Daphne. To those who think "just challenge Daphne on sport" - you do know that Sport is her strongest category. Judith is undoubtedly the weakest of the 5, so facing her can get you thru easily, but you wont win if you don't knock out Kevin & Daphne ! It's one of the few programmes I really enjoy watching, although I admit it could have been better if there were more questions involved.

Dermot Murnaghan the host has I think helped to spoil what could have been a better quiz format than it sadly turned out to be. I find him irritating, too cosy and avuncular with his patronising air and repetitious phrases you've heard in every programme ad nauseam and his chuckle and the implied siding with the underdogs efforts against the "dream team" although he knows full well they have little if any chance. He generally talks too much twittering on to fill the gaps because there are not enough questions per programme to keep interest levels up IMO. Other problems inducing exasperation if one watches it a lot is the "dream team" wins too often and their opponents rarely compete on anything like a level playing field.

As a big fan of general knowledge quizzes, I tune in to Eggheads even though I am not totally swayed by it. Even so, it is probably better than most BBC quiz shows, and that includes the irritating and past its sell-by-date Weakest Link.

Let's be positive to begin with and state the good points:

1. It has two of the best quizzers in the country, Kevin Ashman and Daphne Fowler.

2. It shows how lucky Judith Keppel got with her Millionaire win. She is well above average for her general knowledge, but if she had to go through the 15 questions on WWTBAM again, I'd place money on her not winning - even if she had another ten attempts. But fair dos and congratulations to her.

3. You can join in with the fun and answer questions before the rest of your family. Well, usually.

4. Occasionally the opponents really do have the Eggheads on the ropes, and there is a smidgen of tension as we await the outcome.

Now, since I'm struggling to think of the good points, here are the bad points.

1. Most of the questions are pretty easy, just to give the opponents a chance, and then hope one of the Eggheads will slip up. Also, the caliber of people on the public side is pretty poor sometimes.

2. The people going on to the show should really sort out their tactics better. Play Kevin on entertainment, Daphne on sport, although these pair are pretty good on everything anyway.

3. Judith and CJ are strange choices. Their general knowledge is well below the other three, but like I've said before - they are well above average.

4. Will Chris stop going on about trains and railways - and why do so many questions regarding his pet subjects keep coming up? Is he the question-setter?

5. The set is horrible - too much like the Weakest Link.

6. Kevin and Daphne are not given the opportunity so show their talent.

7. There are not enough questions, and too much talking.

The questions are of a decent enough difficulty not to exclude people like university challenge does, but there are two problems with this show One is the fact that it takes too long to do anything (they need to get on with it sometimes). Everything takes place so slowly.

The largest problem is the fact that I can't help but want to punch the TV screen when I see the Eggheads' smug little faces - especially CJ, who is aim assiv tw@, not only in my opinion, it seems.

That's the problem with this premise. Sure, it's interesting and challenging to take on some of the smartest people in the country, but in watching this, you know you're massaging their egos all the way, huffing under your breath that you hate them.

You get home from a long day at work and want to watch something that doesn't require too many brain cells or attention. What do you turn to?

Eggheads is your average, slow-paced multiple choice pub-style quiz show. Right from the get-go you get a formula: The presenter uses the same words and phrases each episode, and each time there is a different group of contestants who are connected in some way - graduates from the same college, nuns from the same convent, worm charmers from the same worm charming club. You get the point. The questions are all very similar, but are all very difficult, with the exception of the first question in each round. Don't expect to know most of the answers. The topics range from Food and Drink to History to Film and Television.

The points system is also formulaic. Four of the five challengers get to face head-to-head their choice of one of five Eggheads, a team of expert quiz winners who rotate from a larger selection of Eggheads, which ranges from about six to eight depending on the season. Each head-to-head winner gets to compete in the final round, and each loser has to sit outside. By the end of the show, it's usually three against two, or one against four, usually with an advantage for The Eggheads, because, well, they're better than the contestants. If the constants win their set of three questions (followed by a Sudden Death round if there's a tie), they win the prize money, which increases by one thousand pounds for every episode the contestants lose. The prize money often gets to around, but rarely over, 20-ish thousand pounds.

The Eggheads are all amiable, with the exception of the know-it-all CJ, who is always pulling faces when the head-to-head challengers get their answers wrong. Still, they're a joy to watch and their personalities are all memorable. The first host, Dermot, was a bit dry. The co-host in the later series, Jeremy, is more fun, but still sticks heavily to the formula.

The show is a good time-waster, but it lacks the suspense of its competitors like Who Wants to be a Millionaire, not only because the prize money is less, but because it's quite dull by nature. Nevertheless, I watch it every weekday simply because it's something familiar, routine, and regular.

6/10

"So tune in next time to see if a new team of challengers have what it takes to beat The Eggheads! Twelve thousand pounds says they don't. Until then, goodbye."