Bad Movie Police Case #1: Galaxy of the Dinosaurs

I find it hard to understand why this piece of utter trash was repackaged. The only saving grace in the whole thing is the body of Ariauna in her sexy uniform. Her humour is also to be appreciated. She is a definite plus but alas it would take a magician to salvage this garbage. However she must be positively recognised for her heroic effort & true professionalism. Can't say the same for her co star Lilith with her whining voice that grates on your nervous system. Appeared disinterested & gave the impression that just her presence on the set was all that was needed. All said apart from Ariauna's performance it is indeed utter trash.

Using footage pillaged from Planet of Dinosaurs this shot on video (except for the stolen footage) concerns a bunch of people shot into space who land on a dinosaur planet that is...don't wait for it, is really earth. Its a five minute sketch stretched to 90 minutes. Slightly better than Chickboxer (another in the Bad Movie Police series)-having a nostalgic home movie feel coupled with good stolen effects, this movie is still an impossible slog to get through. I'm left to ponder the question are we becoming so uncreative that we're now pillaging old movies not only for plot but also for mismatched footage? Clearly low budget producers are getting so desperate they really will give us anything to take our money

Apparently no one seems to be getting that they should be voting on the BAD MOVIE POLICE episode on this page. GALAXY OF THE DINOSAURS had its own page on IMDb.com, so reviews of that film should go there. Viewers keep commenting on how funny the episode is, but how sucky the movie in question is...which is the point. In which case it seems the purpose of the episode has been fulfilled. So please remember when voting 1-10 (and I'm not saying you HAVE to love it) to vote for any of the BAD MOVIE POLICE episodes, and NOT for GALAXY OF THE DINOSAURS or any of the other films they represent.

For some additional point of interest in the episode, watch for in-jokes on Charlie Band (on a dart board), the alien suit from the laughable sci-fi "shocker" GROOM LAKE, the "Wanted" board containing pictures of various bad b-movie makers, other posters around the police office making fun of other b-movie disasters like ZOMBIE COP, plus cameos by current b-movie folks like Tanya Dempsey, Jeff Dylan Graham and more!

I believe this is supposed to be comedy but then when you dress your two female leads in fetish cop uniforms should we expect bondage & fetish activity. Add to that riddle the fact that one of the cop girls is average looking but is a pretty good actress Ariauna Albright. The other Lilith Stabs has gained fame or attention as a professional dominatrix & model with a very good body more so than her very average acting ability. It could have been funny if Ariauna had a equally talented partner in the acting area OR it could have been fetish if Lilith had a partner who looked half as good as she does. In fact it was neither. Oh well.

Ariauna Albright is a really good actress but why she participated in this lame written travesty is a mystery. What could have been entertaining winds up as classic boredom. The unique thing about Ariauna is that she can act as well as look real sexy as opposed to her partner Lilith Stabs who looks fine but it is obvious she spent the money for acting school at the spa or beautician. This was a production that cried out for some T & A & with a imaginative script writer could have achieved it in the flow of things. However Ariauna does what she can under the circumstances & to a extent salvages her reputation. The Tempe company should be aware that when you dress two attractive women in skimpy fetish cop uniforms the viewers will expect some fetish play & T & A. Nough said.