Señorita Justice

I cannot believe anyone would think this is a 'good' movie. It's only good for laughs as the acting is so terrible it is laugh out loud funny. When Senorita Justice straps on her guns they are so huge she can barely walk and they go missing from scene to scene, one minute she has them then they are gone, must be the magic of cinema. If you like to laugh at bad movies watch this you'll crack up every five minutes. The fight scenes are too much it looks like all the actors are really trying to remember what the stunt folks told them...Let see do I punch him then kick, or was it kick then punch..gosh this is hard. Anyhoo need to get my ten lines in.

I voted one because I couldn't vote zero. The acting was bad, the quality stank, and the whole thing was like the fascination of the abhorrent. The only surprise in the entire (baaaad) plot was that nobody broke out having sex - that's the quality of movie we're talking about - usually films this bad are rated XXX; they have no other redeeming feature. This one didn't even have that. I can understand the parts of our heroine and the blonde cop, but where did the brunette cop fit in? Basically, this appears to be a way to show that gangstas from Habanita are just as screwed up as all the other ones... OK, so the whole thing did hang together in a weird sort of way, but it left an awful lot of loose ends. It starts in the middle and ends in the middle. Apparently, I don't watch enough daytime drama to keep up with this sort of stuff. I was expecting some sort of Hispanic shoot-em-up, but what I got was a lousy plot with the worst acting, filming and action. Also, apparently, the denizens of Habanita all spontaneously speak English (well, maybe so, although you'd never know it from being there - it's not that they can't speak English, it's just they normally speak Spanish with each other), and, furthermore, they can't cuss worth spit. Spaniards really cuss with extraordinary inventiveness, whereas these guys just mouth off a few limited tacos.

Even though this is a low budget film it makes me wanna take my ass to Miami! The movie is a lot of fun, good locations, good action, (it needed more) and good looking women, I've never seen so many fine looking females in one movie -- DAMN!

You hear that Hollywood! Make more low budget movies look like this one.

The film is slicker than most of the straight to video Latin movies that are out there. It starts out a little slow but it picks up and with some shoot-outs, cool Kung-fu fights and cat fights between two females -- MEOWWWWW!

The lead actress in the title role is a little stiff but this ain't Shakespear, it's Senorita Justice baby! The girl that played Vanessa was pretty convincing along Mo, he was a bad ass in the movie. If you're home on a Friday or Saturday night and ya got nothing to do and your a straight male, then this movie can't miss!

The main reason why I rented this movie was the appearance of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. If you're thinking of doing the same...DON'T! She is barely in this terribly-acted, atrociously-produced movie and it was a complete was of 80 minutes. It's almost like many of these characters have never seen how humans act. The music is way too loud in some places and the songs are second-rate. I must admit, I did watch the entire film to see where this train wreck ended up. Plus, the actors/actresses were very kind to the eyes. That was another reason I kept tuned into this flick. Let's just say this won't be winning many awards.

Let me start by saying this: I wanted to like this movie. However, despite my best efforts, I couldn't bring myself to tolerate this abhorred abomination that this database has deemed a movie. Even the transitions between each vomit inducing scene where terrible. I watched this movie with a friend because we knew one of the leads. I lost both my lunch and my dignity for the 80 minutes I'll never get back. No lie, the friend I watched this with actually became nauseous and left early. Unfortunately, I insisted on watching the rest of this disaster. Eva Longoria is used as window dressing on the cover despite her total screen time of about 3 minutes. The music is putrid, lighting and shots abysmal, and the fight scenes are worse than any STUDENT film I've ever seen. Myself having made a few amateur fight videos, let me say that me and 3 random people off the street could have created better. The next time a production company wants to throw thousands in the toilet, I'd appreciate it if they could do it in a way that doesn't send viewers racing to the toilet as well.