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God Has a Rap Sheet

  • 2003
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 58m
IMDb RATING
5.9/10
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God Has a Rap Sheet (2003)
Drama

Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

  • Director
    • Kamal Ahmed
  • Writer
    • Kamal Ahmed
  • Stars
    • John Ford Noonan
    • Peter Appel
    • Bonz Malone
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.9/10
    201
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Kamal Ahmed
    • Writer
      • Kamal Ahmed
    • Stars
      • John Ford Noonan
      • Peter Appel
      • Bonz Malone
    • 13User reviews
    • 9Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win total

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    John Ford Noonan
    John Ford Noonan
    • God
    Peter Appel
    Peter Appel
    • Josh Zmirov
    Bonz Malone
    • Big Rolla Bills
    Mark Anthony Love
    • Anthony
    • (as Mark Love)
    Shane Franklin
    • Ian
    Mohamed Djellouli
    • Mohamed
    Andre De Leon
    Andre De Leon
    • Oscar
    Tommy Houlihan
    • Patrick
    William Smith
    William Smith
    • Lucifer
    Laura San Luis
    Laura San Luis
    • Stripper #1
    Justine Noelle
    • Stripper #2
    Brian Baeza
    • Irish Rogue
    Jason Ventro
    • Irish Rogue
    Jason Coonan
    • Irish Rogue
    John Coonan
    • Irish Rogue
    James Coonan
    • Irish Rogue
    Harley Flanagan
    Harley Flanagan
    • Irish Rogue
    • (as Harley 'Cro-Mag' Flanagan)
    Dirk Martin
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      • Kamal Ahmed
    • Writer
      • Kamal Ahmed
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    10masum27

    Makes you think

    After seeing Kamal Ahmed's "God has a rap sheet" some time ago,I was left with a feeling of being hit over the head by a social studies teacher! The movie takes place on a hot summer's night in a New York city holding cell,where eight different men of all creeds,share the cell with a homeless man who claims to be God. The movie covered every issue that is concerning today's issues like history,race,sex and religion. Some of it seemed slightly heavy handed,but after thinking about it,I realized Ahmed's intention was to challenge one's views about these subjects. In today's world of Independent cinema,this movie to me is what "Independant" is all about- A Writer/Director with a vision,and making it all come together on the big (or should I say small) screen.
    8bateau82725

    What a Powerful movie

    A close friend of mine recommended this movie to me and although it took several days to find it,I finally saw it on NetFlix. Well,let me start by saying I haven't seen so much honesty in a movie since the '70's. What made it special was that it was flawed and uneven,but that's what endeared me even more. Actor John Ford Noonan who played a sort of "God" mouthpiece,should of been singled out by Indie crowd as one of the best performances in years,but to my surprise,many people still have not heard of this film,and when I called the IFC channel to complain (I read one of the viewer's rants on the IFC's refusel to play it) They gave me no reasonable excuse,just a simple "We passed on that title". Curious,to me. But I think there is an obvious discrimination that reeks around this title.
    9jamie-223

    A Gritty, Groundbreaking Film

    First caught this back in 2003, own the DVD now and still impressed by this indie flick. This film has a Mean Streets look and feel to it, and the actors, with the exception of a few weak links, are impressive. Noonan's performance is once to remember, as is Ahmed's directorial debut. The soundtrack, instrumental rock with an edge, is memorable and fits into the desolate scenery of the movie.

    While the plot is, for the most part, fresh, a few of the main characters (such as the the Hasidic Jew and the Irish mobster) present more engaging character studies than others (the yuppie professionals).

    Overall, well worth watching for anyone who loves early Keitel, early Scorsese NYC-style films and the witty and interesting dialog of a Whit Stillman.
    10tjhl

    Gritty and realistic human drama!

    I first saw this film at a theater in New York's East Village and found myself hooked within the first 5 minutes! I just saw it again on DVD and it was even better. Great commentary by the Director and a solid visual transfer - looks awesome! But more importantly, the script is "dead-on!" Solid writing truly brings this gritty, character drama to life. All in all, the film depicts realistic scenarios laced with many humorous parts - all the while featuring "Hell's Kitchen" as the backdrop. A must see for anyone who wants to understand what a strong, entertaining, independent film is supposed to look like. Also... The DVD extras (Commentary & Interview) provide insight as to how painstakingly difficult it was to bring this awesome film to life.
    9jamie-223

    Jerky Boy Grows Up - Great Film, Very Underrated

    Being a huge Jerky Boys fan for many years, I decided to check out Kamal's new movie God Has a Rap Sheet. The result was an unexpectedly thought-provoking evening. Kamal has truly hit his true stride - the sharp dialog, excellent direction and across-the-board great acting performances made this a film to remember. The plot revolves around a group of misfits from all walks of life stuck in a holding cell for one night. John Ford Noonan's portrayal of a bum/God is amazing and the ensemble cast brings a great energy to the movie. Hopefully they'll release a DVD soon so I can check it out again. Look for really big things from Kamal, he knows how to make a great film.

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    • Trivia
      Writer and director Kamal Ahmed admits few actors had difficulty taking him seriously during casting since his great role in ridiculous and notorious underground prank call tapes " The Jerky Boys ".
    • Crazy credits
      No animals were used in the making of this film, because none were used.
    • Connections
      References Des hommes sont nés (1938)
    • Soundtracks
      Ol' Nick
      Written by Kamal Ahmed

      Performed by The Sacred Groove Posse

      Copyright 2002 All rights Reserved

      Registered @ BMI

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    • Release date
      • May 7, 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • God in New York
    • Filming locations
      • Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA
    • Production company
      • Score on Four Productions
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      • 1h 58m(118 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby SR

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