Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

This is a masterpiece of bad animation. A magnum opus of insanity. As I watched this I knew it was horrible. But that didn't stop me from enjoying it. I laughed my rear off when watching Grandma malfunction like a Tyler Perry's Medea robot was dropped in water and short circuiting. Ricky's rapping was heinous to listen to but I couldn't help by laugh it. His desperate attempts to win over a shallow girl like Nicole reminded me of the Room. Both Ricky and Tommy Wiseau's character Johnny are pursuing the affections of women who don't respect them but they do it never the less simply because they have a thing from shallow, attractive blondes. This is a train wreck a beautiful train wreck. Watch this movie if you want to experience what a remake of A Charlie Brown Christmas would look like if it was directed by Tommy Wiseau and Ed Wood.

Words... There are no words....

This is some mid 90's, college level CG garbage.

This makes Food Fight look like high art.

I an having a hard time filling the minimum words as there is nothing good to say. It is like a first cut story layout that was recovered from a studio going bankrupt during production.

Well, here it is. l was in disbelief this movie was even a real production. The quality of this animation is so bad, a highschooler could literally do a better job than whoever godawful company produced this. The plot is stupidly generic and too hard to pay attention to because of how horribly composited the 3D was in the movie. Not to mention how bad the models look and all the animation. A Christmas special that no one should ever have to watch, if you want a movie to make fun of, please by all means, watch this movie. l only made it 20 minutes before l questioned the meaning of my life and what l was doing with it.

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I... I am beyond confused.

I am confused about how ANYONE in this production team thought that the animation was passable, let alone good enough to be shown on television. This is quite possibly the worst CGI I have ever seen and I have seen "Food Fight"-Hell it makes "Food Fight" look like "Inside Out" it is that atrocious!

I am confused about how anyone could think the script was good enough in general. At best: Completely generic. At worst: Very bland, even aggravating at times.

What confuses me the most... is how. HOW did they get some of the greatest actors in the business? Paige O'Hara, Jodi Benson, Grey DesLisle, Nancy Cartwright and the very underrated (and underused) Walter Jones to name a few, but the cherry on this cake: Mark Hamill... How DARE they get such brilliant actors to work in this travesty!?

The only thing I can think of is that all the budget went to getting these big name actors and they only had five cents left for everything else.

Just... Watch the reviews about this garbage. Save yourself the effort.