Even as Him and Her

They eloped and the new Mrs. Snookums telephones her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lampem, and Ma says "Lucille has just married a man we have never seen. Isn't it scandalous?" To which Pa answers: ... Read allThey eloped and the new Mrs. Snookums telephones her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lampem, and Ma says "Lucille has just married a man we have never seen. Isn't it scandalous?" To which Pa answers: "Well, you did the same thing and you didn't pick such a lemon." That is the start of a qu... Read allThey eloped and the new Mrs. Snookums telephones her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lampem, and Ma says "Lucille has just married a man we have never seen. Isn't it scandalous?" To which Pa answers: "Well, you did the same thing and you didn't pick such a lemon." That is the start of a quarrel, and Mrs. Lampem goes out in a huff. The bride soon finds evidences that her hubby h... Read all