U.S. Catman: Lethal Track

...and everything you shall have as long as you maintain a relatively high alcohol to blood ratio for the next 90 minutes. See, the Catman series was bred through the glorious days of Hollywood tax shelters. No one wanted to make money here, actually profit was a detriment, so only truth survived. I kid, as there is no truth here, only a mixed up story of radioactive cats, recreational baseball players & gunfights.

I don't lie when I give this a 7...though it does take a little helping hand to get there. Turn down the volume, throw on your mix album of choice (mine are "2 many dj's" or "Spank Rock") & rock out. With original soundtrack intact we're looking at a 3.2 or so. Good luck & let me know

I HOPE you are kidding by saying that this movie is great. I mean, don't get me wrong, it is fun in an MST3K sort of way... but to actually say this is a good movie in print, well, that could get you sued for libel. I mean, this movie SUCKED in every sense of the word and to make matters worse, it told two completely separate stories that didn't even connect! What was with Catman's secret weapon? It looked like concentrated cat urine! I don't even know what this movie was supposed to be about. Davis Lynch couldn't follow this crap plot. On the other hand, it is enjoyable to watch because of all the bad lines, horrible acting, lame special effects, and the overall guano story. Bottomline: Pick this up if you want a good, cheap laugh. In the words of the great Tom Servo, "Still, it's a better movie than Batman and Robin."

I bought this at a K-Mart for two dollars, and that was money wasted. This film makes little to no sense, and despite the way it was packaged, it is not a superhero film, but in fact a poorly made Chinese martial arts movie. The hero, US Catman, does not make an appearance until a good 45 minutes in, when the only American in the movie is scratched by a radioactive cat and acquires the power to fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes with special effects that border on nonexistence. These powers came from a cat mind you. (best line, his friend says, "What are your powers, can you knock down brick walls, or like matches with your mind?") Otherwise they're appears to be some sort of criminal cartel in the mountains, and a female martial artist who wants to bring them down. I wish I could say more, but I honestly don't understand the rest of the film.

I love bad movies (I own "Backyard Dogs"), but this one is almost uncomfortable to watch.

Catman in Lethal Track is truly one of the masterworks of the decade. though originally produced in Japan, it is almost perfectly subtitled. Catman in Lethal Track has one of the best plot developments i have ever seen. It also stresses good morals and leadership, because Catman heroically saves the lives of innocent people throught the movie. Catman in Lethal Track also contains a vivid and livley musical score- it is un-parraleled even to the masterpeices of mozart, beethoven, bach, and others. All in all, Catman in Lethal Track is a great movie. Scince it's here right on this website you should buy it. It's a fine movie that is for the whole family to enjoy.

-also look for catman 2: in boxer's blow hitting the shelves in 2001

My friend bought Catman at a local store and ever since Catman has become The Greatest Movie ever made in the history of all that exists. The man who wrote the script for this movie was a genius. The actors were also geniuses in their own way.This movie had me and my friends laughing for months. I mean, this movie never gets old. No matter how many times you watch it, you will crack up every time at one of the characters witty remarks. To finish my review, if you want to see a movie that will make you laugh until you throw up, see Catman in Lethal Track.