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The Hebrew Hammer

  • 2003
  • R
  • 1h 25m
IMDb RATING
6.1/10
5.2K
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Adam Goldberg in The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
An orthodox Jewish blaxploitation hero saves Hanukkah from the clutches of Santa Claus' evil son.
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Orthodox Jewish hero teams up with a fierce beauty and a Kwanzaa activist to stop Santa's evil son from destroying Hanukkah. The unlikely trio must thwart Damian's nefarious plan and preserv... Read allOrthodox Jewish hero teams up with a fierce beauty and a Kwanzaa activist to stop Santa's evil son from destroying Hanukkah. The unlikely trio must thwart Damian's nefarious plan and preserve the beloved holiday for Jews everywhere.Orthodox Jewish hero teams up with a fierce beauty and a Kwanzaa activist to stop Santa's evil son from destroying Hanukkah. The unlikely trio must thwart Damian's nefarious plan and preserve the beloved holiday for Jews everywhere.

  • Director
    • Jonathan Kesselman
  • Writer
    • Jonathan Kesselman
  • Stars
    • Adam Goldberg
    • Andy Dick
    • Judy Greer
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    5.2K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Jonathan Kesselman
    • Writer
      • Jonathan Kesselman
    • Stars
      • Adam Goldberg
      • Andy Dick
      • Judy Greer
    • 57User reviews
    • 38Critic reviews
    • 41Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Adam Goldberg
    Adam Goldberg
    • Mordechai Jefferson Carver
    Andy Dick
    Andy Dick
    • Damian Claus
    Judy Greer
    Judy Greer
    • Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
    Mario Van Peebles
    Mario Van Peebles
    • Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
    Peter Coyote
    Peter Coyote
    • JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
    Nora Dunn
    Nora Dunn
    • Mrs. Carver
    Sean Whalen
    Sean Whalen
    • Tiny Tim
    Tony Cox
    Tony Cox
    • Jamal
    Richard Riehle
    Richard Riehle
    • Santa
    Melvin Van Peebles
    Melvin Van Peebles
    • Sweetback
    Rachel Dratch
    Rachel Dratch
    • Tikva
    Harrison Chad
    • Schlomo
    Jim Petersmith
    • Skinhead Bartender
    Annie McEnroe
    Annie McEnroe
    • Mrs. Highsmith
    Grant Rosenmeyer
    Grant Rosenmeyer
    • Young Mordechai
    Elaine Hendrix
    Elaine Hendrix
    • Blonde Bombshell
    Ayelet Ben-Hur
    • Israeli Rental Agent
    Alex Corrado
    Alex Corrado
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    • Director
      • Jonathan Kesselman
    • Writer
      • Jonathan Kesselman
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    User reviews57

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    5kensmark

    Not Terrible, But Not Great

    The concept is good, the performances are good, but this film is too uneven to be great. Writer/director Jonathan Kesselman should've watched the much better blaxploitation parody "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!" a few times and thought harder about *why* it's a good parody. Even then, that film, too, could have been improved.

    When you do satire, you get the best results when you stick pretty closely to your target. The funniest moments in "The Hebrew Hammer" are those in which it really mirrors blaxploitation films. When it degenerates into really broad parody, lame social commentary, and random jokes about Jewish stereotypes, it goes downhill quickly.

    That's too bad, because the principle cast really does do an excellent job. The villains are weaker than the heroes -- conceptually and by performance -- but I can't really blame the actors (much as I might be tempted to blame Andy Dick) because the villains are *too* over-the-top just as they're written.

    Satire works as comedy because it keeps moving back and forth over the line of plausibility -- or, at least, the line of genre convention. "The Hebrew Hammer" has many good moments but, in the end, it strays too far, too often. There's about thirty minutes of really good material in there.
    6=G=

    Oye vei!!

    "The Hebrew Hammer", is all about Goldberg as the certified circumcised private dick title character, a Jewish combination of Shaft, Superfly, and Mike Hammer, who sets about to defeat an evil Santa Claus who has sworn to put an end to Hanukkah. A campy, silly, an occasionally outrageous slam fest, this flick takes potshots at Jews, Afro-Ams, and white gentiles as our not-so-super-hero goes after Santa armed only with a babe, big guns, and guilt trips. What the film lacks in class and production value it almost makes up for with nonstop kosher comedy of the same ilk at Scary Movie, Naked Gun, Airplane, etc. Only for those into wacky slampoons who aren't concerned with political correctness. (B-)
    7shumiluvr

    Well Executed comedy.

    This movie reminded me of "UnderCover Brother". Sure, this movie was rather tasteless and obviously a low budget film. It was very funny. I myself am Jewish and was able to laugh and relate to this movie. I do not know if you would enjoy it if you were of another religion, but I still recommend this movie. There were many hidden references and of course some basic Yiddish humor packaged in. It easily could have been a modern Mel Brooks movie, and if you enjoy his humor i recommend this film. Although some jokes became repetitive, and were overdone, there are many MANY funny jokes that I could laugh about.

    This is one of those movies you should see multiple times. I guarantee you will catch more jokes and references making each viewing funny. So overall it was a cheap lo budget comedy. But a Funny cheap low budget comedy. A rare find indeed.
    7perfectisolation

    1/2 great beacause of the great gimmick, 2nd half lame because of the gimmick

    Jew or not (for purposes of getting the in-jokes), the first half is all hilarious gimmick and a great one at that. We've all wanted to see a bad-ass orthodox jew who talks jive. Why not? The concept is hilarious, and the skits they set up for a while are too because they all juztapose blaxpoitation for jewxpoitation. But there are only so many jokes to be had about stereotypes. the second half runs totally flat. They should have used less obvious jokes in the first half, saved some for the second, and written a more interesting plot through out the entire length of the film. I gave it a 7 (deserves a 5) because of the strong strong start.

    BTW, what the hell is wring with so many reviewers out there? Some of the reviews of this movie are ridiculous: best holiday movie, insanely hilarious, best i have ever seen. I mean, this is the '00's... we (especially imdbers) are supposed to be much more sophisticated than people in the '60 and '70's when it comes to films. it is not any of the aforementioned claims, who are writing these things?
    6drdos43

    If You Have A Heart Condition, Please Take Nitro Before Viewing This Film

    If you laugh, you'll have to watch it again. This movie makes Mel Brook's 'Blazing Saddles' and other productions seem like serious and refined drama. If you cannot restrain your laughter, you will miss hearing the next line and have to watch it again. It is one of the most irreverent, politically incorrect, well produced and directed film in this genre I have ever seen...definitely not for kids, but then they wouldn't understand the jokes anyway...probably ruin it for you with their persistent questions. If you are Jewish, this film will rank among the best comedies you have ever watched. If you are not Jewish, this film will rank among the second best comedies you have ever watched...so check your lineage before you rate this film

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    • Trivia
      Adam Goldberg claims that he knew he had to do this movie as soon as he read the line "Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!"
    • Goofs
      Mordechai is portrayed as a faithful Orthodox Jew, but during a scene with his shirt off, the morning after Mordechai and Esther make love, it's clear that Mordechai has several tattoos, which are forbidden in traditional Judaism. Adam Goldberg has stated in interviews that the only reason for this is that he was too lazy to get up early in the morning to have the makeup artists cover up the tattoos. The tattoos go without comment in the dialogue because, according to director Jonathan Kesselman, the Hebrew Hammer has already gone against tradition by engaging in premarital sex, and so a couple tattoos are nothing compared to that.
    • Quotes

      Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!

    • Crazy credits
      "No animals or gentiles were harmed in the making of this movie" appears in the closing credits.
    • Alternate versions
      When the Hebrew Hammer enters the Duke's Nazi bar, he walks over to the Jukebox and plays a song. That song is played through the entire scene. However the Comedy Central and DVD versions of the movie each play a different song for the same scene.
    • Connections
      Followed by The Hebrew Hammer vs. Hitler

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    • Release date
      • March 25, 2004 (Australia)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official site
      • official site
    • Languages
      • English
      • Hebrew
      • Yiddish
    • Also known as
      • Убойный молот
    • Filming locations
      • Israel
    • Production companies
      • Intrinsic Value Films
      • Comedy Central Films
      • ContentFilm
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • $2,000,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $82,157
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $19,539
      • Dec 21, 2003
    • Gross worldwide
      • $94,615
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    Tech specs

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    • Runtime
      • 1h 25m(85 min)
    • Color
      • Black and White
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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