The Corpse Grinders 2

Once again Ted V Mikels delivers the goods, an absolute pleasure to watch Corpse Grinders 2. I saw the Original Corpse Grinders as a kid,and was blown away by it, I then sought out other TVM titles,.... eventually many years later I managed to see CORPSE GRINDERS 2, and WOW what fun.Forget the run of the mill SCREAM et al modern "horror" crap, what you have here is a Movie that brings back ENJOYMENT to your living room. AMAZING plot, how anyone can think of it all is beyond me, if you liked the first see the 2nd. Its sure to AMAZE! AAA+++

The plot of Corpse Grinders 2 is very much similar to the original Corpse Grinders, what is left that is different from the other film consists of weird aliens.

It is my belief that this film would be the #1 worst film on IMDb - if anyone had actually watched it. The plot is disconnected and, in several (way too many) instances, makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. The real wonder here is why in the world was this sequel created to such an unsuccessful and horrendous (but still somewhat better) film.

I would highly recommend this film if you enjoy watching terrible movies for a good laugh.

This terrible sequel started off talking about alien cat people who were coming to Earth and it seemed very promising.Sadly, the aliens really have nothing to do with the story and are only on screen for about ten minutes. It turns out the movie is actually the first movie again with some minor changes. Somehow the cat food factory still exists and now it's owned by the nephews of the original guys. To make it even lamer, the nephews are exactly like their uncles. There is a doctor and nurse with the same names as the ones in the first movie and of course they have a cat at their office. There's a Caleb in this one too but this time he wasn't already digging up bodies, the cat food guys ask him to do it. Plus his wife carries a teddy bear instead of a baby doll. The factory is always locked this time but every time a person gingerly knocks on the door every one inside easily hears it and let's them in. Other than that it's the exact same movie. They have the same scenes and say the same things. Maybe if it had been 30 years since I saw the first one I wouldn't have noticed it was the same movie but sadly it's been less than 30 hours since I saw it, so I do. I think maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you haven't seen the first one but I can't recommend this movie to anyone. Did I mention that it has the worst acting I have ever seen? The only person who comes close to seeming like they have ever even heard of acting is Caleb's wife.On to part 3......

In a far away Galaxy is a planet called Ceta. It's native people worship cats. But the dog people wage war upon these feline loving people and they have no choice but to go to Earth and grind people up for food. This is one of the stupidest f#@k!ng ideas for a movie I've seen. Leave it to Ted Mikels to make a movie more incompetent than the already low standard he set in previous films. It's like he enjoying playing in a celluloid game of Limbo. How low can he go? The only losers in the scenario are US the viewer. Mr. Mikels and his silly little handlebar mustache actually has people who STILL buy this crap.

My Grade: F

DVD Extras: Commentary by Ted Mikels; the Story behind the Making of (9 and a half minutes); 17 minutes, 15 seconds of Behind the scenes footage; Ted Mikels filmography; and Trailers for "The Worm Eaters" "Girl in Gold Boots", "the Doll Squad", "Ten Violent Women" (featuring nudity), "Blood Orgy of the She Devils", & "the Corpse Grinders"

This horrible! The acting, costumes, production values, editing, the script, everything about this film is as bad as it can get. It looks as if it was filmed with a video camera. Can you give a movie a negative rating? Watch The Ring instead.