'Celebrity Centerfold: Dian Parkinson' is one of three titles Playboy released with "stars" baring it all that I've sat thru (so far) and easily the best. First I'm old enough to remember her time as a 'The Price As Right' model (aka Barker's Beauties) and more importantly this delivers on it's namesake with plenty of nudity. At 48 years old here Dian looks great and add Playmate Jennifer Lavoie to make this a solid video.
"Intro" is partly your standard montage intro, but also unique shots of Dian in red lingerie in bed on a set or on a desert mountain (3 mins). "Dian on Pinnacles" & "On Camera Interview" is the requisite chat about memorable parts of her life (2 min). "White Segment" has her drops out of a business suit down to matching bra, panties underneath until those come off too (3 mins). "Museum Fantasy" is a boy/girl dream sequence with too much story / build-up ... 4+ mins. However if you can tolerate it or hit the FF button she legitimately seems into kissing, making out with the hunky younger dude (9 mins).
"Pictorial" is preceded by brief talk of spending eighteen years on the show, posing for Playboy as the pics are shown (2 mins). "Utah House" is a nice mix of Dian indoors, outdoors and the nudity comes a' plenty. Llikable sights include closeups of her boobs, squeezing lemon juice on 'em (4 mins). "Purple Light" starts with her swaying back and forth in a purple dress with no panties on underneath as she flashes the camera. Quickly the whole dress disappears and it's closeups of her body in lovely fashion (3 mins).
"Manhattan Excitement" is Dian in a fancy condo including a unique visual of pulling down her bra using a knife. Then typical mix of rolling around on a bed or a couch naked. Once again she looks great and the camera work stays on point (6.5 mins). "For the Love of Money", "Interior Motel", "High Expectations", "The Escape" and "Conclusion" are chapter stops for another boy/girl weirdly and much like the first too heavy on setup. The criminal duo finally hit a motel to make out and have the requisite simulated sex. She's still pretty game and the guy once again puts his hands all over her body (8 mins). "Conclusion" has parting words from the lady (40 secs).
Switching gears - even though I'd seen Jennifer Lavoie's profile before - it still lit a spark inside me. "Personality" is perhaps the best as she has an outdoor bath in a rustic location looking hot (3 mins). "Bio Pix" is a chat with her as childhood pics, vids are shown (2.5 mins). "Gymnast" with a circus theme has too many shots not of her (3 mins). "Playboy Pix" is her pictorial, but also candid video in public (2.5 mins). "Blue Room" a winter inspired strip on a set has nice shots. Fake powdered snow gets caught in her trimmed bush (2.5 mins). "Palm Trees and Coconuts" is the typical bedroom strip / romp. Shots of her in thong underwear sitting were nice as her butt gets shown quite nicely (3.5 mins).
Not much more needs to be said about 'Celebrity Centerfold: Dian Parkinson'. If you know who she is / find her attractive / appreciate hot looking mature women this has you covered. The addition of Jennifer Lavoie is a good one too. The allure of these titles is seeing a lady that you like without clothes and on that basis it passes with flying colors.
