Nearest and Dearest

Yes this is rather non PC in today's PC world. But come on this is classic British seaside postcard humour. The film brings together main characters from the long running itv sit com, some of the settings you can tell What will happen but it's just fun.

People criticise this film for its dated humour, but it still holds up well alongside others like Are you Being Served & On the Buses

This movie is both lazy and pointless. Having recently discovered and enjoyed the sitcom it's based on, I was excited to see it, especially since the character Nellie is so funny and gets all the best lines, delivered in her signature style like, "Don't be Riciedoodleous." However, the film is simply a rehash of the first three seasons of the show. It uses the exact same script and scenarios, just refilmed for the big screen. There's nothing new here.

If you're already a fan of the show and have watched the first three seasons, there is absolutely no reason to watch this movie.

The filmed version of Nearest and Dearest was released a year before the television show finished with its final series.

The film goes back to when the show started and the death of Eli and Nellie Pledge's father. Both siblings now inherit their dad's pickle business in Colne, Lancashire.

Even though Eli has been away for a number of years, hoping to make his fortune in London. He arrived back home potless.

Eli and Nellie go to Blackpool for a seaside break. He attracts the attention of amorous widow Mrs Rowbottom (Yootha Joyce.) Then has the idea of marrying Nellie off to Vernon Smallpiece (Norman Mitchell.) A middle aged pickler from Oldham who is also single.

Only Vernon agrees to reluctantly marry Nellie as he is in desperate financial straits himself.

The film aimed for Carry On style cheeky postcard humour. It lost the pull of the television series. Both Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker struggle with the script. It is plotless and witless.

The early scene when Eli strands his girlfriend Freda (Pat Ashton) in London and they nastily throws a portion of chips at her. That is basically assault. It gets worse later, Eli does a striptease.

Then there are lazy scenes to reunite the characters from the show. On the trip to Blackpool, Eli and Nellie bump into Walter and Lily. As well as factory workers Stan and Bert.

Overall a dismal offering.

Hammer and Granada joined forces to turn ITV's much-loved sitcom 'Nearest and Dearest' into a ninety-minute movie.

A few years back, I worked my way through 'Nearest and Dearest' and 'Not on Your Nellie.' It's fair to say I became a big fan of Hylda Baker and her wonderful destruction of the English language.

It's watchable. If you liked the series, I'm sure you'll enjoy this; the whole gang is here, including the hilarious Walter and Lily, along with a few new faces. Yootha Joyce is wonderful here as the lustful hotelier.

It looks rather nice; it's obvious that a bit of money was spent on it, and the location filming looks terrific.

If you like cheeky, picture-postcard humour, this will have you chuckling; if you're after more highbrow comedy, avoid it like the plague.

Hylda Baker and Jimmy Jewel had a few good moments here. I always thought they worked well together, in spite of their well-documented dislike of one another.

It's a watchable film.

6/10.

The other reviewers here seem to have missed the point. Nearest and Dearest ran for 7 series based almost entirely on Hilda Bakers eccentric and malapropism prone Nellie. The jokes were meant to crude northern humour and not some high brow Woody Allen type comedy. Yes it has dated badly and Jimmy Jewel was no Laurence Olivier but every time I watch this movie I chuckle frequently at the ridiculousness of the content and Hylda Bakers classic character. Maybe it's because I was born in the north west in the 70's but I find this movie an amusing diversion from every day life. Oh yes it's quite funny in parts too!