Paula Abdul: Straight Up

The five music videos on this compilation represent an extraordinary achievement. Each has won praise from critics, and each has contributed to the look and style of the genre.

'Knocked Out; Paula's first video, her first starring role on film has been re-edited specifically for inclusion in this collection.

For the four clips that follow - '(It's Just) The Way That You Love Me', 'Straight Up', 'Forever Your Girl' and 'Cold Hearted' - Paula collaborated with award-winning director David Fincher.

Together, they created a succession of immensely popular and provocative works. Both won recognition in September of 1989 when Paula and 'Straight Up' gathered four prestigious MTV video music awards - for Best Female Artist, Dance Video, Editing and Choreography.

Viewed together these five videos represent a body of work unmatched by any other artist. Drawn from just one album, they establish Paula Abdul as popular music's foremost video star.

Paula Abdul really isn't very talented. She's slow and sloppy, just like her idol, Gene Kelly. Want proof? Watch Gene Kelly dance next to Fred Astaire when they're doing the exact same moves. Kelly is brash, slow, and clumsy. He should have NEVER danced alongside Astaire, but I'm glad he did. Now we have proof that Kelly sucked. And so does Paula. By the way, the ONLY reason she married Emilio Estevez is because he was the only guy she could find who was shorter than she is.

But I do like watching Paula's little boobs bounce around. 2 stars for Paula.... one for each boob.