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Prurient teen rubbish at its absolute worst. Abysmal acting, script, plot......just about everything was dire.

So why did they make it and what sort of cretin would like this? Search me. I've seen risqué, blue and filthy comedy done well.....sometimes i seek them out as it CAN be funny. This wasn't funny for a moment.

Then there's the Brummie accents. Sweet Jesus. Absolutely awful, barring one lad who i think IS a native of that city.

Don't bother with this tripe. I did (for an hour so far) and it's an hour i've wasted.

Oh, and i expected more of Morwenna Banks who is better than this piffle.

This has to be the worst film I have ever seen. There is about 5-10 seconds of entertainment in the whole thing. The story is all over the place for a start, characters paper tin, actors mis-cast. Very un-engaging, painful to watch, unoriginal. It's been lit awful, shot awful. It is the worst film I have ever seen. The director has created a film that I will never forget until the day I die.

Oh dear. An hour into this film I walked out (something I have never done before while at the cinema) because I couldn't have cared less about it. The performances were stale, the premise done before and the jokes were unoriginal. I don't think I smiled once let alone laugh. This film is an absolute waste of time. Avoid.

This film was, quite simply, lowest-common-denominator crap. It was so poorly acted, plotted and constructed that had I been in a cinema I would've walked out - something I have never done. Not much is set in Birmingham, and it's a shame that the little that is, is usually below-par. Here we get to hear a non-stop chorus of fake Brummie accents (which is even more annoying than the real thing, believe me) basically saying not very much. This is a typical Britcom film of the 'Human Traffic' imitation school; aimed at the clubbing generation, it might work after a night drinking, but for anyone else its jokes and gags are woefully unfunny and its plot and characters profoundly uninvolving. Waiting for a bus in the rain is more fun. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Avoid.

This film includes all properties needed for a successful film. Its humour and filthy-ness make the movie a must see. Justin Edgar is a director and writer who will soon be known world wide for his fantastic wit and origiality. If you like waynes world and american pie this movies for you and if you did not like them see it anyway.