The Bare Wench Project

Well, I have certainly seen worse soft-core parody films. The best part of this one was that they kept the nudity restricted to the girls, and we were not subjected to naked men. Sorry, ladies and gays, this movie is not for you. The plot, writing, and dialog were terrible, but this is after all a parody and I suppose that they were aiming for camp. They missed. But the girls were very pretty, aside from the badly overdone silicone jobs. Nikki Fritz and Lorissa McComas looked very nice. Oddly for me, who usually prefers brunettes, I liked the two blonde girls much more. Props to Antonia Dorian for her lovely natural-appearing boobies. And for whatever reason Julie K. Smith struck me as the prettiest of the bunch, with the least bad acting. (It's hard to critique an actress when this is the material she has to work with.) So, you can check it out as a breast fest, but it has no other redeeming qualities.

The makers of this film decided that somethings are not important in a film featuring four attractive women willing to be naked. Things such as charecter development, drama, or even that troublsome plot and dialogue. But that's OK this isn't some artsy fartsy like movie like those Farrelly Brothers always put out. No, this is soft core porn. An it's unapologetic about it's standing in celluoid history. There are no attempts to make a plot here. The Blair Witch Project was used as a plot vehicle to make this understood without having to explain what's going on. So the plot was replaced by a setting. Dialogue was replaced by moaning, acting was replaced by mammary glands, and atmosphere was never even considered. How can I bash this movie and still like it? I'm one of the male gender of the species, we're allowed to contradict all logic when faced with a naked woman. even if it's only on TV

I was quite disappointed in this movie. Although as far as B-movies go, it is not a bad movie in terms of the level of acting, plot, etc. But as far as B-movies go, no SEX?! I mean really, what's going on?! You got a handful of scenes where the 4 women are topless and a very brief lesbian scene, but I was very disappointed. I mean when you see a movie with 4 attractive women (I am a big fan of Julie K. Smith & Nikki Fritz) and then you got the one horny guy, which to me was a beautiful set-up for at least some 3some and lesbian action, you get nothing! As far as spoofs go, it was pretty "spoofish." Overall the acting was pretty good for a SKINEMAX movie. The emotion between the 5 characters seemed pretty real so that is the only positive.

Full disclosure I found 'The Blair Witch Project' boring & not scary. I applaud they took a cheapo film and with some creative marketing raked in the dollars, but that's my extent of appreciation. So I had no high hopes on what this parody 'Bare Wench Project' would provide other than female nudity and while it did deliver that element in doses it still managed to underwhelm.

Four women (Julie K. Smith, Nikki Fritz, Lorissa McComas, Antonia Dorian) and lone guy Lunk (Lenny Juliano) are seen in video footage found after they go missing on their journey to find the fabled Bare Wench (Julie Strain). Showing them before they head out, talking to locals and during their hike with disagreements. Plus sexy moments as the girls stop to get topless or feeling some supernatural sexy vibes get naked in a tent or get down with the Wench.

It's a Jim Wynorski pic so it's quick & cheap keeping with his latter day routine. Hottie Julie K Smith is here which is always a plus in my book, but between the bouts of nudity is a lot of talking and much is annoying or boring. 'Bare Wench Project' is only slightly better than the material it's spoofing but was profitable enough to spawn a bunch of sequels I won't bother checking out.

Well, this may be one of the worst movies ever, but atleast there are some nice t*ts in it. The movie is a very bad spoof of The Blair Witch Project, and should be watched only by those wanting to see some t*ts, and NO point other than to flaunt them.