The Deadly Secret

Check out your local Albertsons to find this inventive, hot and heavy thriller that not only stirs you, it shakes you. The performances of Joe Estevez (yes, that Joe Estevez) and Doug Stalgren, in particular, deserve special attention. Joe's delivery of his first line "I've got a thorn in my side." still sends chills up and down my spine. And the look on Doug Stalgren's face when he realizes what he's just witnessed is worth a million words.

Pay special attention to the "conga line" scene, the "fish scene," the VW-centric "freak out" scene and the scores and score of hotties on parade. The soundtrack is also notable in that it takes the sounds of a 1950s organ and really makes it work. Nice direction from first time helmer Hammond as well.

The Deadly Secret shouldn't be a secret any longer.

That's about the only positive thing to say for this 'movie', which is more on par with one of Ulli Lommels early 2000s serial killer output.

If you've been fortunate enough to miss one of those abominations let me put it this way: this movie is pretty much a handful of scenes that are extended to painful lengths and bizarrely edited.

Also Joe estevez has multiple sex scenes. Your eyes will bleed seeing such horrors.