Film House Fever

As I watched "Film House Fever" I couldn't help but wonder if this film cost more than $6.89 to make. And, the more I think about it, $6.89 might be MORE than they spent...it's that bad and that cheap...and has a direct to video look.

"Film House Fever" is a bit like a really bad and unfunny version of "MSTK3000" but instead of watching a single film and make comments, two guys instead watch clip after clip from various bad ultra-violent and soft core exploitation films from the 1960s through the 80s and say almost nothing. The clips are inserted randomly and with no finesse nor style. And, because of the randomness, they really aren't fun to watch in the least and it's all incoherent. It's a shame, as the idea MIGHT have worked had the filmmakers shown SOME skill or sense of humor.

So is there any reason to watch this film? There's only one I can think of....to see Steve Buscemi in one of his first movies. But apart from that, I think you'd be better off just seeing these exploitation films yourself instead of in clips. Or, download the films yourself and make your own clip movie...it certainly couldn't be any worse than "Film House Fever"! Or, better yet, just stare at a photo of Steve Buscemi for an hour....it STILL would be better than this movie.

I love trailer clip shows. I do. I've seen many trailers that were better than the movies they were about. This doesn't qualify. I don't think this cost more to make than a twelve pack of beer. Watching Buscemi and Boone as they barely react to the crummy clips - not even trailers and barely letting the audience know what mostly garbage films they come from - isn't worth watching it for. Even the 'lost footage' by Raimi and Campbell (who I didn't even see mentioned in the credits, not even a thank you) doesn't make watching this trash worthwhile. I'm actually surprised it hasn't show up on the SyFy(less) channel. Unless you really have NOTHING to do, don't bother. Watch Cinematic Bloodbath or American Grindhouse instead. Both are far superior to this drek.

This is just random old b movie clips. Many are even shown multiple times. The "stars" of this so called movie add nothing and have absolutely no reason to be there. There is no entertainment value here.

A rare first appearance by now famous actor Steve Buscemi is the highlight here. He, and another actor, have "humorous" dialogs that wrap-around a mediocre collection of horror and Psychotronic film trailers and short scenes. The dialog isn't funny and the trailers/scenes are either over-seen or unimportant. For a better collection of trailers, check out Mad Ron's Previews From Hell and for a better collection of film scenes, check out Terror On Tape.

Obviously quickly filmed Horror movie collection of trailers and clips. The set up is that two "guys" are room mates and spend all their time watching movies (ah, the memories of my first VCR and video store membership, I really could relate to these guys) and going to theaters to see movie marathons. In between silliness (mostly unfunny variety) there are some interesting things to see. The biggest expense was probably getting rights to show these clips and also a scene where Steve Buscemi and his room mate are shown in a car, speeding down a street to get to a movie marathon that is about to start across town in one minute. If you like video horror compilations ( and I do ) definately seek this one out, IF you can find it. If you like Steve Buscemi, it's worth seeing to check out what he was up to in his early days. This movie is best seen late at night when our tolerance for silliness goes up and we get more in the mood for a video like this.