The Jersey

A stupid show about a "magical" old football jersey that a trio of friends find in an attic. When they put it on (or, as they say, "it puts them on") they find themselves "magically" transported to the bodies of professional athletes. Every episode features a moral. E.g. if the kid cheats on his homework, the jersey jumps on him, transports him to the body of an NFL quarterback, and he SOMEHOW during a superbowl manages to learn a lesson about cheating. Then he realizes his mistake and admits he's wrong blah blah blah end of episode.

It's like that all the time. Every episode is exactly the same -- kid has a problem, turns into a sports player, learns his lesson, turns back into a kid again: problem solved.

What a stupid, stupid show.

Disney is rolling in his grave.

1/5