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Love.com

  • 2002
  • R
  • 1h 25m
IMDb RATING
2.0/10
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Michael Madsen in Love.com (2002)
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Thriller

A brutal murder exposes the dark side of Internet fantasy.A brutal murder exposes the dark side of Internet fantasy.A brutal murder exposes the dark side of Internet fantasy.

  • Director
    • Sherwood Ball
  • Writer
    • Celia Xavier
  • Stars
    • Stan Abe
    • Lada Boder
    • Todd Davis
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    2.0/10
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    • Director
      • Sherwood Ball
    • Writer
      • Celia Xavier
    • Stars
      • Stan Abe
      • Lada Boder
      • Todd Davis
    • 10User reviews
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    Primal Instinct
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    Stan Abe
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    • FBI Agent Sato
    Lada Boder
    • Mistress Olga
    Todd Davis
    • FBI Agent
    Jordan Liddle
    • Dean Aki
    Jason Loughridge
    Jason Loughridge
    • Jimmy
    Michael Madsen
    Michael Madsen
    • Russ
    Edgar Allan Poe IV
    • Elliot
    • (as Edgar Allen Poe IV)
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    Celia Xavier
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    1RICHM362

    nominee for worst movie ever

    I agree totally with the last commenter this could be the worst movie ever made .I too had to fast forward through most of this movie. Michael Madsen must have done this movie as a favor to someone.The picture quality is grainy all the way through .And what little plot there is,is just plain stupid .I give this movie a 1 out of 10 if I could give it a lower score I would .Don't waste your time on this movie or you'll regret it.
    1matosis

    One of the worst films I have ever seen!

    It is a pity that you cannot vote zero stars on IMDb, because I would not have hesitated! In fact I would go so far as to say that this film was in the negative stars.

    I, like many others, bought this film thinking that because it has Michael Madsen in it, it could be good... No chance! This film was shocking! Imagine a movie length 'The Bold and the Beautiful', well, Primal Instinct did not even come close to that good, and I had previously thought that there would be nothing worse than a movie length 'The Bold and the Beautiful'.

    Michael Madsen, how could you do this to us? The worst part is, I didn't fast forward a bit, I was hoping that at the end they would reveal that it was all some sort of sick joke, that they thought it would be funny to make us watch such a horribly bad film.

    Where do I start...? Directing - Zero Stars, Screenplay - Zero Stars, Acting - Zero Stars, Cinematography - Zero Stars, Digital Effects - Zero Stars, Production Design - Zero Stars, Make-up - Zero Stars, Casting - Zero Stars, Editing - Zero Stars, Trailer - Half a Star, Graphic Design - Half a Star, DVD Menu - Half a Star.

    However I think that it is very important to have seen bad films just so that you know what a really bad film is, so for that reason I am happy that I saw this film, just so that I have a bad film to put at the bottom of my list.
    1rsoonsa

    Crudely Obvious Production Succeeds Solely In Eating Up A Viewer's Time.

    A BDSM "sub-culture" of Los Angeles serves as backdrop for this low budget and shabbily constructed mess, plainly a vanity piece for its top-billed player, Celia Xavier, who also produces and scripts while performing a dual role as twin sisters Vanessa and Celia. A question soon develops as to whether or not some rather immoderate camera, lighting and editing pyrotechnics can ever reach a point of connection to a weak and often incoherent narrative that will not be taken seriously by a sensate viewer. Celia is employed as a highly motivated probation officer for the County of Los Angeles, while her evil natured twin has become an iconic figure within her fetishistic world largely because of erotic performances upon CD-ROMS, but when disaster befalls "Mistress Vanessa", virtuous Celia, determined to unearth her sister's vicious attacker, begins a new job as a "sex slave" at the private Castle Club where the specialty of the house is a "dungeon party". Two FBI field agents (whose deployment to the Vanessa case is ostensibly required due to her involvement with internet BDSM sites), in addition to a Los Angeles Police Department homicide detective, are assigned to investigate the crime, while endeavouring to provide security for Celia whose enthusiastic performance in her new vocation is avidly enough regarded by her customers as to have created conditions of personal danger for her. Flaws in logic and continuity abound, such as a homicide being allocated to L.A.P.D.'s Operations-South Bureau, a region of the metropolis that is far removed from the setting of the film. Direction is unfocused and not aided by erratic post-production editing and sound reproduction. The mentioned photographic gymnastics culminate with a batty montage near the movie's end of prior footage that is but tangentially referent to the scenario. One solid acting turn appears among this slag: Stan Abe as a zealous FBI agent.
    kargman

    Remember 8mm? This is 2mm.

    You can always tell a B-movie that takes BDSM for a theme is gonna be a stinker when it quickly becomes clear that the filmmakers don't know the difference between bondage and SM, because they use the terms interchangeably. If the plot involves an SM snuff flick, you know it's gonna be an evil stinker.

    Primal Instinct is the story of a parole officer investigating the death of her sister, who was a bondage site model. The portrayal of the bondage site reveals that the creators had never been on the Internet, much less visited a porn site, and had gotten all their info about what porn sites are like from the real-life equivalents of Maude Flanders.

    This film is even more mean-spirited, stupid and ignorant about its subject matter than 8mm was. (8mm also deals with an investigation of the death of a professional woman specializing in BDSM whose death shows up in a snuff flick.) Primal Instinct is not the worst movie ever made but it does suck in every respect. Michael Madsen and the female lead do their best, but god, it just isn't even close to being enough to stand down the cretinous dreck that's being shovelled here.
    1Bison911

    One of the Lowest "Quality" movies of all time

    This has to be the worst movie I have seen. Madsen fans don't be drawn into this like I was. He is only in it for a maximum of five minutes. This movie is so bad that the only reason why you would watch it is if all the rest of the movies on earth as well as t.v. had been destroyed.

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      [Sato removes the gag from the "victim's" mouth]

      Bound and Gagged Woman: What are you doing?

      FBI Agent Sato: Trying to help you.

      Bound and Gagged Woman: I've got five more minutes up here!

      [stuffs the gag back in the woman's mouth]

      FBI Agent Sato: What part of hell do you call home?

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    • Release date
      • July 16, 2002 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Fantezii pe internet
    • Filming locations
      • Los Angeles, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Ball Productions
      • White Light.
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      • 1h 25m(85 min)
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