Hookers in a Haunted House

What can I say about this film? It's bad, real bad. The premise goes like this - one of the hookers is telling the story of what happened last night to a reporter who encourages her to give all the juicy details. Sounds fun? Well, it isn't! This film tries to be funny and sexy at the same time, clever with its plot and twists, yet it fails miserably. It's told in flashbacks by one of the main hookers. All the actors overact like crazy and take themselves very seriously. It's just no fun to watch a movie like this and not even big boobies can save it. The worst part of it is the constant breaking of the fourth wall. Once or twice is OK, but this happens throughout the whole movie. It gets annoying quick. If you're looking for big breasted women, I'm sure you can do better than this junk.

Alex (Leslie Culton) tells a man in drag news reporter of how her and her two hooker friends spend a night in a haunted house with their Johns. How do you pad out a no budget film, why lengthy stripping, reused footage, and footage from "The giant Gila Monster" of course. Whoever compared this Derk to the glorious 80's B-movies of lore, needs to have their head examined, as this is strictly bottom of the barrel fare. The jokes are all horrible.And besides, one of the three girls playing Hookers doesn't disrobe, and another looks like she has the whole Tupperware arsenal on her chest, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. That leaves just one girl, Jenny Wallace, who is decent looking.

Retromedia DVD Extras: a few extra stripteases from plastic jugs (Leslie Culton)

My Grade: F

Eye Candy: Jenny Wallace and Leslie Culton both go topless, but only Jenny shows more

this movie reminds me of the style of the Mummy mixing the horror with the comedy style. Hookers in haunted house is a nice movie for the gathering of the friends with beer & popcorn to have fun. although its not the kind of movies that you should concentrate on it to understand it, & Leslie did great job when acting this movie 2 thumps up for her. All what I can say is Watch it & have fun.

http://www.hookersinahauntedhouse.com What I believe this review should focus on is the EXTRAS ! There are some amazing extras,First off this is a 2 DISC set and one whole DVD is for extras alone. Their are multiple strip skits for LESLIE CULTON (Seen last summer at 'Dragon Con '09′ still plying her geek-adored wares). JENNY WALLACE does a leather/cage/riding crop fetish piece and a Pole Dancing contest. The hilight would be B-MOVIE THEATER ,a local TV show the 'Scream Queens' hosted and this has whole episode devoted to 'Giant Gila Monster',Including inserts by Leslie to liven up the B/W goings-on. Almost forget the 'NEW' Cover art by Trashfilmchristy, Its really cute(Almost ARCHIE-like) and more accurate than in the past renditions. (What I said about VHS in 2005,Actually holds true for This DVD) HOOKERS in a HAUNTED HOUSE . The video opens with a tribute to LADDER49 and a tip of the hat to ENTERPRISE fandom. Leslie Culton gets a chance to act & do comedy, Yes and her whole strip act. The script is very witty and tongue in cheek. One scene pays attention to the device of OUIJA board as a spiritual invitation for bad. HHH introduces a new serial killer "BAG JOB" a supermarket grocery bagger gone bi-polar. Paper or Plastic as killing instruments ? The couplings are interesting ; JENNY WALLACE has a nice shower scene with who might be TONYA HARDING ex-husband and LESLIE CULTON suffers thru mouth to breast resuscitation with either Wrestler CHRIS JERICHO older brother or GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE son (I'm guessing, poetic license).

This is one B movie I never get tired of watching. A lot B movies today are not fun like the ones in 80's. "Hookers In a Haunted House" goes back to old style classics like Brinke Stevens and Linnea Quigley made. If your fan of B movies this is one you must see. Leslie Culton stands out big time. She is very beautiful and talented. You get to see her in many sexy outfits. It's great spooky fun! Lou Vockell has created a B movie classic in my opinion.