Mutant Man

Well...If you want to waste your time, please, watch this movie. I've never seen such bad and foolish movie before. Terrible director's work. Terrible actors play. Everything is terrible. But maybe the children will like this one? Or maybe not. I think it's too primitive even for children.

This movie caused me to begin writing reviews. I have watched literally hundreds if not thousands of horror films and this is by far one of the worst. Starting with the poor green screen FX during the driving sequence down to the bleached white "Rotting Monster" teeth I knew I was going to have to fast forward through this bore. There is nothing in this movie that is considered acting and the director really should have told the "Mutant Man" (well that is if a gray nappy wig would constitute "Mutant") that growling the whole film really isn't creepy, but rather annoying. The only redeeming factor involved in this entry in the horror genre is its decent blood effects. I was impressed with some wounds/deaths, but otherwise, I should have dusted my house instead.

This movie is about a lady that gives birth to a deformed baby that lives with a family of creeps. Later on when the baby grows up to be a "man".... the family must feed the beast to make him happy. A group of friends go off on a camping trip and their camper breaks down and they become stranded in the middle of nowhere and they soon meet up with the weird family and they are invited to stay at their house. The family soon act wierd and become obsessed with owning their camper but first they must kill their visitors. The family is later known to be Satanist even though they are not in any group or cult, they just wear a pentagram. The killings are stupid. The scene of the cops getting involved with the group of friends and then just forgetting even being cops and just go off for fun with these people is silly. The acting is terrible and the movie is very low-budget. The character that keeps saying this is like a horror movie ruins the movie with his one line horror puns and yes, this is like a horror movie. A very BAD horror movie!!!

People never rent this kind of movie to sit and analyze it as if there were anything artist going on. It ain't Hitchcock, it's an independent no-budget mindless grade-Z Horror film. People watch this kind of thing to have fun, and I certainly did. Yes, it is crap. Yes, it is poorly made. No, there is no story. Yes, the acting is abominable. No, there's nothing redeemable about it. But if you got a bunch of friends together, late at night, maybe downed a couple six-packs, you'd laugh yourselves sick. It is among the worst, the least frightening, the most embarrassing, the least logical, the most juvenile, the least-literate, and stupidest movies I've ever seen, but I had more fun and laughed harder during this than the last half-dozen flicks by the Zucker Brothers. Yes, it's bad. . .but almost in a good way.

First of all, i think I can't put an objective mark on this, as i was watching this movie almost every day when i was a kid. I like it! Of course its low quality, low budget, poor acting, but its definitely not the worst movie i have seen, i like the atmosphere. Just one thing, i was surprised this one came out in 1996, i though its from 80s...