Mutant Man

OK I figured I would answer the question that most reviewers have asked. Who would make such a masterpiece?- My friend Jim would! Jim was taking an acting class back in the early 90's. He wanted to impress the teacher and offered to back a movie that she wanted to make. So this is what she made with his money. The actors were all classmates in the acting class. I am not sure they actually had a script. I always get a kick out of the South Jersey accent from just about everyone involved even though they are supposed to be in or around Louisiana, or the green screen scenery out the RV window not lining up. The great thing about this movie is that it was never intended to be considered a comedy. It is just so bad that it fits into that category. Is it scary? Heck no! Is it entertaining? Yes! Saying this is even a B movie is probably a stretch. It is so bad it's good. Watch it with your friends so you can all make fun of how bad it is. You will be entertained and you will not soon forget "Mutant Man". If you can find this movie & would like some good mindless entertainment, watch it! If anything you will have a baseline to judge all other movies by.

This movie is about a lady that gives birth to a deformed baby that lives with a family of creeps. Later on when the baby grows up to be a "man".... the family must feed the beast to make him happy. A group of friends go off on a camping trip and their camper breaks down and they become stranded in the middle of nowhere and they soon meet up with the weird family and they are invited to stay at their house. The family soon act wierd and become obsessed with owning their camper but first they must kill their visitors. The family is later known to be Satanist even though they are not in any group or cult, they just wear a pentagram. The killings are stupid. The scene of the cops getting involved with the group of friends and then just forgetting even being cops and just go off for fun with these people is silly. The acting is terrible and the movie is very low-budget. The character that keeps saying this is like a horror movie ruins the movie with his one line horror puns and yes, this is like a horror movie. A very BAD horror movie!!!

Well...If you want to waste your time, please, watch this movie. I've never seen such bad and foolish movie before. Terrible director's work. Terrible actors play. Everything is terrible. But maybe the children will like this one? Or maybe not. I think it's too primitive even for children.

MUTANT MAN is about a vanload of human prey that breaks down in the proverbial middle of nowhere. Luckily, an anthropophagic hillbilly family offers them a place to spend the night. Our heroes have no idea that their hosts are no ordinary hicks. They have a convenient torture chamber in the basement, and a hulking mutant brother with hideously foul dental hygiene. He also growls a lot and wears my mother's old 1970's wig.

Have no fear, the victims are so annoying that it's a relief when they become mutant chow.

This is your basic, supremely dull slaughter fest with typically crazy inbreds carvin' up the tourists (think: WRONG TURN meets MOTHER'S DAY). There's plenty of blood, nudity, robot-style "acting", and excruciating attempts at "humor".

DARE: Just try to stay awake until the end...

This movie is absolutely dreadful. I rented it the other day because the boxcover looked pretty good. When I started to watch it, I couldn't believe it. Who in God's name could make a movie this bad? The acting was atrocious. The directing horrible and the writing beyond belief.