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Though its credits are 100% phony (cast list is merely stolen from same crawl used for ORIENTAL TREATMENT and STAR OF THE ORIENT), this sloppily made porn film actually attempts to mock Mark Twain's HUCKLEBERRY FINN. It gets points for chutzpah, but zero for conduct (and achievement).
Huckleberry Fuckit and Tom Sawyer are two scraggly guys who've lost their raft, cutting short their trip down the Mississippi River, headed for New Orleans. They find a trio of cute sisters (dressed in 19th Century crinolines, though the film's time period is left moot) and have sex with them in a hayloft.
Cheapie uses this hayloft set over & over & over, coming to resemble a one-day wonder. Credited director Harold Lee, who may or may not have made this stinker (after all the cast credits are fake), shoots for silliness and sloppy sex, aimed clearly at the slob division of the Adult audience.
The ad lib dialog is miserable throughout, played by an untalented cast. The girls are good-looking, with one of the sisters played by an Oriental actress (not Suki Yu, thank God, from Lee's other movies). Their mother, who's expected to get mighty angry when she finds out what's been going on, turns out to be turned on, just in time for a four on four orgy finale in that same crummy hayloft. She has streaked hair but otherwise looks to be the same age as her offspring.
One daughter is named Becky Thatcher -the pornographers really tried, for about a minute maybe, to do a spoof. But they have nothing to work with, since an all-sex porn movie has no room for effective satire. About the most comical moment is a goofy sound effect during a money shot, later repeated but sounding like sound effects for an Outer Space movie.
At one point the boys get caught by the local sheriff who gives them a choice: work detail or jail, and sure enough, they're assigned to whitewash a fence. Man, these pornographers have sure done their book-larnin'!
Final shot has Mark Twain appearing in a period white outfit (looks like Col. Sanders), flanked by two nude beauties grabbing his crotch, as he announces "I wanted a story like this all my life, move over!", seemingly giving Lee & company his blessing. Cue the banjo out-music.
Slapdash film has an anachronistic score throughout, heavy on the fake Jethro Tull flute/rock sound.
Huckleberry Fuckit and Tom Sawyer are two scraggly guys who've lost their raft, cutting short their trip down the Mississippi River, headed for New Orleans. They find a trio of cute sisters (dressed in 19th Century crinolines, though the film's time period is left moot) and have sex with them in a hayloft.
Cheapie uses this hayloft set over & over & over, coming to resemble a one-day wonder. Credited director Harold Lee, who may or may not have made this stinker (after all the cast credits are fake), shoots for silliness and sloppy sex, aimed clearly at the slob division of the Adult audience.
The ad lib dialog is miserable throughout, played by an untalented cast. The girls are good-looking, with one of the sisters played by an Oriental actress (not Suki Yu, thank God, from Lee's other movies). Their mother, who's expected to get mighty angry when she finds out what's been going on, turns out to be turned on, just in time for a four on four orgy finale in that same crummy hayloft. She has streaked hair but otherwise looks to be the same age as her offspring.
One daughter is named Becky Thatcher -the pornographers really tried, for about a minute maybe, to do a spoof. But they have nothing to work with, since an all-sex porn movie has no room for effective satire. About the most comical moment is a goofy sound effect during a money shot, later repeated but sounding like sound effects for an Outer Space movie.
At one point the boys get caught by the local sheriff who gives them a choice: work detail or jail, and sure enough, they're assigned to whitewash a fence. Man, these pornographers have sure done their book-larnin'!
Final shot has Mark Twain appearing in a period white outfit (looks like Col. Sanders), flanked by two nude beauties grabbing his crotch, as he announces "I wanted a story like this all my life, move over!", seemingly giving Lee & company his blessing. Cue the banjo out-music.
Slapdash film has an anachronistic score throughout, heavy on the fake Jethro Tull flute/rock sound.
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