Pleasurecraft

Is 'Pleasurecraft' a good pic? Of course not, but you already knew that. Giving off cheesy Star Trek / Star Wars vibes done on a dime the most important thing to take away is the T&A on display is mildly decent. Yes you'll have to suffer through a boring story (unless you use the FF), but it's not the worst from this genre.

An alliance cruiser with a skeleton crew under the command of Captain Harris (Juan Carlos) pick up some mysterious cargo for transport and then are attacked. Turns out they're supposed to hand over three cute alien ladies (Taimie Hannum, Amber Newman & Brandy Davis) for peace negotiations with another race. They possess sensual telepathic abilities to sexually please those who desire it which makes this mission harder to complete after the crew has shall we say ... sampled the goods.

VR babe (Shayna Ryan) strips within mins of the start supplying boobs, oil, butt and shockingly her muff. A good omen that continues in lovely fashion as all the ladies are shown off decently head to toe. Prerequisite boy/girl romps with the male crew - two for Hannum - and another VR babe (Andrea R. Hargitay), tame girl/girl three-way to round things out.

'Pleasurecraft' has the very definition of a one note story and after you get past a rather cheesy sci-fi aspect / setup it tends to get downright boring and the dialog is a drag. This is the price you're asked to pay for the female flesh.

Brandy projects star level charisma in her part like that of Charlize Theron or Heather Graham.. and she's gorgeous, too! Otherwise this is an adequate soft-core spoof of Star Trek, complete with parodies of Spock, Khan, engineer Scotty, lazer battles, etc. Everything you'd want to see in a late night cable show.

Interesting to note that the reviewers have commented at some length on the beauty of the actresses involved . Yes they certainly are attractive but even in soft core terms ( And we`re speaking very soft core here ) the acting is very wooden . Not only that but it features probably the most unconvincing love making scenes I`ve ever seen in these type of films , or indeed any type of film. Compare the sex scenes seen here with those seen in RITA SUE AND BOB TOO or BASIC INSTINCT and tell me what`s the more convincing sex scene

This may be too sci-fi for some, but if you both like that kind of stuff and are looking for some skin also, well, this works. The girls look lovely for the most part, except that Taimie Hannum has an odd mouth that makes her look like she's snarling, and Amber Newman's make-up simply makes her eyes look weird, alien I suppose. Brandy Davis is perfectly cute, though. Environment is important to me, and outer space is exotic enough (as is California). Lastly something needs to be said about the guys. As a straight woman, I'm quite happy with the casting of Juan Carlos as the captain. Indeed, a guy who can control himself and hold out until the end for the best woman, and still be the hottest guy in the movie, certainly blows my mind; and his acting is good considering the type of movie this is. Better than average softcore movie overall.

This movie was probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The "special effects" were cheesy and lame, reminiscent of early 90's Power Rangers. It doesn't do much as a porn either. Who watches softcore porn anyway??? Especially at the level of Pleasurecraft. Other movies have way better sex scenes and they're not even considered porn. If you wanna watch porn,watch porn, DO NOT WATCH PLEASURECRAFT.The dialogue was lame, too. There wasn't anything funny about the film. At least Orgy of the Dead had lines like, "More gooold!" Pleasurecraft didn't have anything funny or sexy. and one girl was but ugly, that one who slept with the flying guy, who was "intelligent".