Golfballs!

the owners of a down on it's luck golf course facing a mortgage foreclosure and being taken over by the snobby golf club next door do what comes naturally in these type of movies: get a bevy of girls (with more combined plastic in them than a Tupperware party) to saunter around frequently topless. This of course drives the snobs mad in this lame third-rate version of "Caddyshack 2", which itself was a lame third-rate version of "Caddyshack". So what a have have is an ultra-lame laugh-free sixth-grade version of a classic movie with oodles of fake tits. Sound like fun? Nope I don't think so either. Avoid it like the travesty it is.

My Grade: F

Where i saw it: Starz on Demand (available till August 25th, 2005)

This could be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Just because you are making a trashy exploitative ripoff of CADDYSHACK doesn't mean it has to be this bad. I mean, think about it. All you had to do was make a better film than CADDYSHACK 2. I like topless women as much as the next guy, but with my porn mags, my personal porn videos, my local porn video store...well, heck, you gotta come up with some kind of interesting story (or coherence) to support those breast shots if it's gonna be softcore. GOLFBALLS fails on every level:from the farting dog to the Nude Cart Wash back to the non-suspenseful golf game that comprises the finale. The outtakes over the end credits are funnier than the movie itself. I'm not kidding. Avoid like the plague.

What a pleasure to sit back and enjoy 87 minutes of uninhibited laughter...primarily for males with the abundance of T & A, but still worth watching...whatever your sex! When is Golfballs II coming out

"Golfballs" is really a series of comedy skits rather than a deep and meaningfully scripted story and wasn't produced for an evening of cerebral challenge or serious entertainment….it's about looking at good looking babes running around in a Cart Wash (think car wash for golf carts) all covered in soapy water and almost nothing more! Most of the actors do a credible job, considering the majority, if not all of them, were working for exposure and experience rather than much if any pay.

The cinematography is high grade for a B flick…..which helps to get the film through the weak spots. This reflects the commercial (as in TV commercials) background of the filmmaker, Steve Procko. Music choices match the footage…..another professional touch for a low budget project.

The golf course backgrounds in Florida, help to add a nice back drop….especially, if the film is viewed on a cold winter night! "Golfballs" not only made it to the walls of Blockbuster, but also on late night cable TV in the US and foreign markets.

Lighten up…and laugh a little! Amy Lynn, the female lead, still looks good even after all those years of Howard Stern interviews!

No matter what they say. I really liked this film. It should be put in league with classics like Bikini Carwash. The theme of the broken down business has been done to death (Bikini....Hotel, Drive-in, and Bistro, as well as the Erotic house of Wax) but this one does it with style. The use of the diver was brilliant. I just hope the next generation can come up with some new ideas because the Bikini ****** idea mill is running short. They made a film called Bikini Traffic school for pete's sake. What is next...Bikini Mining Camp. Just wait if they get desperate they just might do it. Maybe I should copywrite it. :