I Cream with Genie

Rotten even by the low standards of a porn-parody, "I Creme with Genie" is stupid sex filler, poorly directed.

A nonentity named Eric East plays a bum who finds a bottle in the trash he's sleeping in. He calls it a lamp, (a la "Alladin" in error) but it's a bottle, as in a genie in a bottle. Jose Duval pops up as an uppity genie, ready to grant Eric unlimited wishes.

The wishes are mostly for sex with a mainly unknown femme cast getting a random XXX workout. At one point Eric wishes he had a friend, so he gets to meet another nonentity named Mars Bonfire, the same name as the Steppenwolf band member who wrote "Born to Be Wild". Steppenwolf also had the big hit "Magic Carpet RIde", and sure enough, Jose the genie and Eric ride on a poorly green-screened magic carpet to travel from sex scene to sex scene.

Dumbest gimmick has him wishing to meet porn star Danielle Rogers. Genie informs Eric that she's married to Randy Spears, so he changes Eric magically into Randy Spears so that Danielle will unwittingly have sex with him, just a stupid way of varying on screen the sex partners (so we won't have to keep watching Eric East in action). A very stupid movie is fitted with an even dumber ending.