Sucker

Yan Birch (who resembles Malcolm McDowell) is Anthony, a modern-day vampire who uses his rock band's popularity as a front to lure unsuspecting big-breasted women into his clutches. Reed (Alex Erkiletian) is his annoying necrophile henchman/assistant who dresses up the corpses in bondage gear and lingerie before screwing them and dumping the bodies off at his work ("Western Tumor Medical Group"). The very sexy, fit, blue-eyed Vanessa Van Helsing (Monica Barber) is on to the deadly duo. She tricks Anthony into biting her and intentionally transmits AIDS to him, which means Anthony "can't digest" blood and will die a slow and agonizing death.

This morality/cautionary horror tale has no idea how to handle its themes in an effective or thought-provoking way and the comic sound effects and stupid gags undermine any serious messages the filmmakers are trying to get across.

In case you're interested...Also featured are the PUMPKINHEAD prop monster, a pool sex scene, blood puking, a redheaded sorceress (the devil?) who torments Anthony and can revive dead bodies and lots of rock music by groups with names like Groovie Ghoulies and The Mr. T Experience.

Score: 2 out of 10

Invite Sucker to enter your home and you are in for 91 minutes of freaky fun.

Bent in the best possible way, this movie is stolen by Reed, who instead of stealing bodies, "donates" them to the hospital where he works.

Alex Erkiletian is Reed and he is a riot! Great comedic timing. But he has his sensitive side too.

All in all, very entertaining. I'll watch it again a few more times.

I do not know if this was trying to be funny of scary. It was not one or the other do not see this movie it awful. It is has an awful story line. It also has awful acting. It not a good movie at all. Do not see it.

How to characterise this piece of celluloid trash? "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" meets "Spinal Tap". A film with that bizarre combination was doomed to fail, and this one does spectacularly. "Sucker The Vampire" contains little real humour yet it is clearly not to be taken seriously. The plot is if not non-existent then certainly dull, the film is slow, and the scenery is very limited. The jokes, well, if they are jokes, they should have been telegraphed. Bram Stoker must be spinning in his grave at the very thought of something so...and here we run out of adjectives. If you want genuine vampire horror, stick with Christopher Lee and Hammer Films. For comedy, even "Abbott & Costello Meet The Mummy" would be an improvement on this latter day Dracula and his necrophile sidekick.

Sucker! I love this movie. It's goofy, funny and ridiculous. But it has heart too. It's basically a twisted buddy movie, with Vampires. And it has a nice playful atmosphere about it. Alex Erkiletian's Reed is hilarious. Slightly creepy, but hilarious. The faces he pulls and the way he lurches around. I just love it! Total goofball.

Sucker is a perfect midnight movie. Nothing heavy, but fun.