Delta Force One: The Lost Patrol

When watching an action movie, I don't ask much: I just wanna have a good time!!! i don't care stupid plots, bad acting, I'm long as I'm entertained by it. But in this movie, you really can't be entertained. Its action sequences are boring, since the team does not confront real action. They seem to be in a picnic. They are attacked by their enemies one by one, so they can defeat them easily. The characters can survive a long time despite being injured by a bullet, and they don't even seem like they're dying. And I won't even go into this movie's moronic plot, terrible acting, awful script, dumb characters and horrible special effects. Worst movie ever?? I think so!!

(2002) Delta Force One: The Lost Patrol ACTION

Straight to rental and low budget, full of mediocre second rate acting starring actual martial artist Gary Daniels as Capt. James Wellford leading a small team to find and locate the whereabouts of a jeep of soldiers somewhere along the deserts of Afghanistan or was it Iraq carrying with them an interpreter. Chuck Norris's actual brother Mike Norris stars as second in command as the crazy Sgt. Mike Morton. And while coincidentally driving a long the same road, they stumble onto a secret nuclear device intent on being used on it's own people. During this drive, they get ambushed two separate times killing the other jeeps either behind or on front without any mention about preserving their bodies as well. And throughout the whole film, not one single military persons is wearing an army helmet since anything can happen which include gunfire and land mines and they were able to through all that with no problem. It's so bad that all viewers have to do is use the fast forward button and still be able to make out what's going on without listening to some of the worst dialogue to cringing effect. Bomb.

You think you are watching a movie but you are not. You think you are seeing movie stars but they are ersatz. No reason for this to exist. Do they check this? Does mike norris really exist? Is bentley mitchum really somehow related to bob?

There are several holes in the plot, or lack there of, of this movie. For instance, though hard to determine, the major objective of the Patrol is to stop a missile with a nuclear warhead from being lanched. As the final moments before the lanch tick away, and the team struggles to "deactivate" the warhead, one can't quite help but notice that the missile is housed in a cave without an opening in the top for the missile to fly through. One also has trouble missing the 100 or so very slow and very deaf men guarding this cave as they are constantly being suprised and hit over the head by the 5 members of the patrol. I know one can't expect a lot of realism from a movie like this, but this is going a bit to far.

I don't know how to describe this.I wouldn't even call it a movie.So bad that they should invent some new word for that.Characters:0.Something going on:0.Nothing to watch except stupid action.But then you ask yourself:why are they doing this?I don't know,they don't know,nobody knows.Wow,I'm speechless.My parents are always telling me to think twice before I do anything.Obviously I didn't listen them when I sit to watch this one.I should start listening my parents.This "movie" is complete disaster.American crap and again one Russian in the movie.I wonder is he good or bad?Probably bad,like this movie.Pure 1/10.