Bikini Med School

This movie truly made me regret that I had a penis. This movie was supposed to be sexy (atleast I think it was). It failed terribly. I get more turned on watching Martha Stewart Living or even The View than I did watching this movie. First of all, apparently to get into Med School you must be a stripper, and finals include a strip tease in a college dorm room while your professors judge you. Even for Skin-A-Max, this plot was terrible. The sex scenes were boring at best, the chicks were okay looking, but didn't act sexy at all. If you want to avoid impotence, avoid this movie.

This film basically begins in a medical school frat house with a male student by the name of "Steve" (Konstantine Greco) betting his friend "Duncan" (Kyle Anderson) that he can score with a nearby coed by the name of "Elaine" (Lisa Comshaw). Duncan counters by saying that he can score with another woman named "Katie" (Diana Cuevas) at that same party. Both of them then proceed to use their best pickup technique while everybody else dances to music supplied by a disc jockey. Now rather than reveal any more and risk spoiling the movie I will just say that this was easily one of the worst films I have ever seen as it appears to have been written, directed and produced by drunken college students in a frat house working on a film project of some sort as a sophomoric prank. The plot was unimaginative, the script was nonexistent, the music was boring and repetitious, the acting was bad and the comedy was extremely stale. Admittedly, there were some attractive actresses in the film with Kim Dawson (as "Kim Sill"), Tamara Landry ("Raquel") and the aforementioned Lisa Comshaw and Diana Cuevas standing out the most. Unfortunately, their talents were totally wasted and the film was so bad that none of them were capable of elevating this film regardless. In short, this was an awful movie for which I strongly recommend viewers not to waste their time on and I have rated it accordingly.

O.K., we have a movie that is squarely aimed at the T&A market. And at 11:00 Thursday, that's exactly what I was after, so I rented this movie. I didn't get it. We have the barest outline of a plot - Med School students talking at a party. Every time the plot lags (let's say every 30 seconds or so) we cut away to either strippers doing a bump-and-grind (but not stripping) or shots of extras dancing. Only one of the bedroom encounters shows any imagination or creativity, bringing my rating from a 1 to a 2. If you rent the film, fast forward through the first hour and watch the last 15 minutes 5 times. You'll have seen a better movie.

I can't the name of the band in this movie love the music. As far as the movie goes it sucked I watched the movie for the music only the movie seemed more gay then anything else.

This movie doesn't really have a plot. It's two long clips where the guys try to get laid. But the main theme to me is the dancing and music. That's the reason I keep rewatching this movie.

One star off because the characters interrupt the music and another because the video quality is very poor as if it's recorded in 240p or lower.