The Diceman Cometh

dice is the undisputed king of comedy and will be for all time unless he has a son that comes out and is funnier and dirtier.lol and to john public who wrote that when he dropped off the video and said to the dude workin there that is was dumb u shouldnt rent the dice man if u got no sense of humor pal and are afraid to hear some dirty words. that clerk at the store prolly called u a f*cking c*cksucker dumbas* when u left too lol . 10/10 stars perfect!!

I don't know how someone that likes to see people crack on others doesn't get this video. This guy cracks on everyone, blacks, whites, gays,it doesn't matter. The thing you have to understand with Dice is he doesn't play the politically correct game, and I am one that is glad he doesn't. I was rolling on the floor 10 minutes into this video. I happened to see this in HBO back in 89/90. Everyone I know that has seen it LOVES it. This guy can also do a pretty good impressions as seen at the end of the performance as he does Travolta, Deniro, and Pacino to a T! I wasn't crazy about the skits in the beginning of the show but that wasn't what made the show anyway. So just fast forward to the live show and you will laugh your , well you know what off.

This comedian is a comical genius. Perfect timing with excellent stage presence. Watching this movie will appeal to any of your sick and disturbed side with a light comical feel. Any one can pick up this movie and instantly become a fan of the Diceman. Being a fan of Andrew Dice Clay this movie only furthered my liking of his comedy. His spins on the Mother Goose nursery rhymes are not only hilarious but original and witty. The only problem someone may have is that it's not family oriented at all, so if you do end up getting this movie, I'd suggest not showing it to your five year old kid. Pick this movie up at any store you see it and you'll love it for ever.

This movie was so bad that I was forced to take it back to the video store not more than ten minutes after putting it in the VCR. I didn't have any intention of getting my money back, I just wanted to get rid of the thing. As I was dropping it through the "drop-box", I said to the attendant at the counter, "This movie is stupid." The jokes were tasteless and not even funny. I wish I could have given this movie a "-1" or at least a "0" because it was a waste of film and a poor excuse for a comedy. Words to the wise: DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!!!!!! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!!!!!!

This masterpiece can only be fully enjoyed by one who enjoys dirty jokes about sex. But if you do this is quite possibly the funniest thing you'll ever see. His rhymes and his storys, along with his 12 cartons of cigarettes will keep you laughing. Do your self a favor and go out and rent this as soon as possible, you'll laugh your butt off after the first minute.