Welcome Stranger

Newcomers to the suburban neighborhood get serviced by the gals of the Welcome Wagon in this repetitive vignette film. A couple of famous faces are all that differentiate it from generic porn loops.

First of five segments has Dottie greeting Peter in a new house. Real-time sex scene culminates in her cutely tying her scarf around his penis after he ejaculates (don't try this at home!), setting up the punchline when he reveals he's not a new neighbor but merely the real estate salesman.

Vignette #2 stars Rick Cassidy, introduced doing push-ups in the nude. He inveigles welcome wagoner Marge to have sex with him, quipping: "A girl like you could make a lot of money in a porn film", typical of this movie's ad lib approach.

Third segment really plays like a stag loop, as the welcome girl masturbates watching a couple make love inside their new home. Such a voyeurism setup is the hallmark of the loop carrier format.

Fourth entry stars Keith Erickson, whose name I'm adding to the IMDb credits. He's buffoonish (as usual), puttering around his kitchen as a pair of welcome wagon girls have sex with him. He keeps yammering about his mother, and sure enough she shows up at the end of the scene, complaining (no sex for ma).

Finale has Loraine greeting Freddie & Catherine, with a lesbian sex scene included.

Not much to write home about, but a typical porn programmer of its day.