Last Tango in Rio

Jerry Ross provides one of his worst scripts to this lousy porn feature about politics, surviving only as a testament to its beautiful leading ladies.

Randy West and Joey Silvera play competing opponents for a U. S. senate seat, with women campaign managers of far more interest than the candidates. Constant verbal references to the polls and upcoming election are token aspects of this story, consisting of sex scenes on cheap sets -the movie despite its title has no scope and zero exterior shots.

I won't disclose the winner of the contest, but for the audience the winners are Keisha and Alicyn Sterling, playing Randy's wife and campaign manager, respectively. The two ladies fall in love, and after a strong lesbian sex scene they almost comically (but satisfyingly) play the rest of their scenes together naked, delivering dialogue.

Kim Wylde replaces Alicyn as campaign manager and does a lousy job, but succeeds as homewrecker. Treble Hart, an obscure actress aka Heidi Cat (two stupid monikers) plays West's secretary and her role is severely underwritten in the confusing screenplay.

Meanwhile opponent Joey Silvera has beauteous P. J. Sparxx running his campaign, with both of their roles poorly fleshed out.

Key plot twist has Keisha falling in love with Alicyn and deciding to divorce her husband West, but arbitrarily going to Rio by herself for some r&r. This gimmick is ridiculous and has nothing to do with the story, merely an excuse to slap a commercial-sounding title on the video. And Ross's "cute" ending is insulting.