Scorching Secrets

A would-be auteur named "Mike Lamont" takes all the major credits for himself on this VHS stinker - what was he thinking? It's a really stupid feature -let me count the ways: The video begins with a sex scene in progress between Peter North and busty Le Dawn -no set-up/no story. They turn out to be husband and wife but the clumsy dialogue doesn't establish what's really goiing on.

Several disconnected vignettes follow in different locations with pointlessly dangling details -like a brief silent scene of Le Dawn working in a porn video store.

Eventually both cheat on each other and North finds his wife in bed with his girlfriend Tammy White. That causes them all to go to Jesse Eastern, who ridiculously suggests that because of their mutual compatibility they should get married as a trio. He has them sign papers for $275, presumably to make it legal, and sure enough they have a ceremony outdoors but only the faceless guy marrying them attends with them.

So the genius Lamont ends the movie with their sexual threesome. The credits are as sloppy as can be, presenting half the cast in the opening credits, and the other half only in the end credits. That's a new one on me.